Happy Birthday to me + a quiz

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Yeah. Something like snogging, only more advanced. Some cultures refer to it as ‘screwing each other’s eyes out.’

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Happy 30th! Have fun!

  1. My wife likes my hands and forearms, and my sense of humor. Any other members of the opposite sex, I dunno.
  2. That I used to be homeless.
  3. I also prefer not to answer that one.
  4. I hope I haven’t had it yet!
  5. I have no family anymore, but a lot of my relatives would be shocked to know that I gave up my old life and moved to Florida, got married and am now a happy person. They don’t know me by that description.
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Happy birthday Mika :slight_smile:

have a virtual Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on me…

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oh, forgot to answer the questions

1; Braaiiinnnns!!! (well, it’s definitely not my “can shatter a camera lens and stop a clock at 20 paces” looks…)
2; i’m a fan of '80s Metal. i look far too serious and mundane for that
3; intelligence and an evil, twisted sense of humor, physical attractiveness is fleeting, intelligence lasts
4;hmm, lets see, probably back in college, falling for a Hungarian foreign exchange student, the Alice Cooper song “Poison” has special meaning for me :wink:
5; that i voted for Kerry, they’re hard-core, hardline Republicans

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Happy Birthday, Mika!!

  1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature? Depending on the guy, either tits or ass. Or both.
  2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you. Um … uh … I don’t know. I’m not that shocking or interesting, really.
  3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t? Big noses and crinkly crow’s feet. Like when Tom Cruise smiles. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
  4. What is your greatest sexual adventure? I’d like to think it hasn’t happened yet. If so, it wasn’t all that great.
  5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you. There’s not much they don’t know. And I’m not that shocking or interesting, really.
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Happy Birthday, young lady!

As for your little questionairre,

  1. None have said, but physically, I’d guess it’s my height.
  2. That I’m a virgin at nearly 39. Nary so much as a kiss.
  3. Brains. Give me a woman with a brain.
  4. Still to come.
  5. See 2.
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  1. Either boobs or brains
  2. I have done some very very bad drugs
  3. Geekiness
  4. Participated in a sex party with many total strangers
  5. See #4
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1.) My skills in battle are matched only by my charm. And I could have never survived most of the battles I have without all the rippling muscles I do

2.) I once left an entire village alone even though I knew they had a vault the size of a house filled with gold, silver and gems.

3.) I love a woman who can fight.

4.) That would be the time I fought off a group of assassins while a young maiden and I were… enjoying each others company.

5.) When I was fifteen I stole a longboat and crashed it on some rocks. I blamed it on some travelling merchants and to this day, they do not know.

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:eek: I didn’t realize people actually ripped their eyes out and skull-fucked each other, but I guess so! :eek:

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Hey Mika…

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Happy Birthday!

  1. What does the opposite sex think is your best feature?
    My blue eyes.

  2. People would not believe that (fill in the blank) about you.
    Until they’ve seen it, that I build furniture for fun (e.g. a kitchen set.)

  3. What do you find sexy that most people don’t?
    Geekiness, oh yeah!

  4. What is your greatest sexual adventure?
    In college, my then-GF and I once did it in a classroom; one door down and one above the campus police office!

  5. Tell me one thing your family would be shocked to know about you.
    Well, aside from some elders, most everyone knows I am an atheist, so that’s out. Ummm… we’re a pretty open/talkative family, so no good stuff here.

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Happy Birthday!

In answer to your questions:

1.) I dunno.
2.) Check you email and note the name of one of the pics.
3.) Brains!
4.) The threesome I had with a buddy and his girlfriend.
5.) See above.