< As VB hums “Another One Bites the Dust”… >
Happy birthday Unc, Y’ole reprobate you! 
Kiss a busty one for me!
VB
Changing my Sigline 'cause Veb has a delicate stomach right now…
Happy Birthday Ike!
Oops i mean unc!
-Frankie
I’m a wholesale dealin papa, but I retail on the side.-Brownie McGhee
One lusty and busty brunette jumping in here to say happy birthday UncleBeer.
I am having a nice slow err… sloe screw in your honor.
So how old are you ? 25 ?
Ayesha
The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference.
Happy Birthday Unc!! It was kinda fun hangin’ out with you the last couple of days at the TMMB during the Great Outage of 2000.
May you end up stinkin’ drunk and knee deep. 
Cheers, Beerman. May your head always be rich and creamy.
happy birds day to you
happy birds day to you
happy birds day dear Unclepoo
happy birds day toooooo you!
::smooches to the birthday boy from the resident (non-busty) crackwhore:: :o
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Happy burp day, UncleBeer! (The other lame jokes about “may your life be filled with head” have alredy been taken.)
SDMB (and I suspect Toledo as well) would be much bleaker, drabber places without you.
Hoisting a cold one in your honor,
Veb
POP!
Glug-glug-glug-glug!
Ah!
Swilled in yer honor, Unc.
Happy Birthday Hunky Uncy… I know I’m late, was away for the weekend. Hope you had an awesome one!!!
Un-busty redhead
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
You already got my gift, UncleBeer. Hope it was all you could have dreamed for.
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
As they say, better late than never.
Have a good one, UncleBeer. Better make that two, come to think of it… awww HELL, here’s an entire case for ya!
So 24 good ones. You know what they say: a case of beer a day keeps the doctor away.
(And the women. But of course, they never tell you that in advance…)
Cheers mate!
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Thanks, everyone. I had all the beer an Uncle could hope for on a birthday. Including the gift from Jophiel (I think we may have to pay big money to have that picture and negative destroyed though).
You guys are the best. Oh yeah, I like puppies.
Here’s mud in yer eye!
Yer pal, UncleBeer.