Happy, happy, UncleBeer!
What? No one’s offered you Birthday spankings yet???
Happy birthday, UncleBeer! (well so what if I’m a little late?)
Happy Birthday!
Hmmm … if only I could think of some appropriate way to honor Uncle Beer’s birthday …
or six or twelve appropriate ways …
And what is your age exactly? No, not in people years, in keg lager years 
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Extra Party Hats
dU dU dU dU dU dU dU dU dU dU dU dUdU dU dU dU dU dU [Ad Infinitum]
Lots of Beer Mugs