I’m not sure why this is an internet thing, but hey, it’s a good rule to live by.
You can celebrate by not being a dick!
It’s Wil Wheaton. Of course it’s an Internet thing. 
I’m sorry but this offends my internet religous sensibilities to the very core 
Wow, is this ever the wrong day for me. I’m in full rant mode today.
Hooray! My first name isn’t Richard, and I don’t have a penis.
As I was going to say…
It’s still ok to have one, isn’t it?
I’m sorry, I was a dick today. If I had only known!
Roddy
I don’t think I was a dick today - well, no more than usual, anyway.
Well I guess you better stop posting then.
Said he to noone in particular.
The day we all celebrate the fun of not knowing what your next hooker will have in store for you…:eek: