Happy ,Fun, Stupid Pun Game

Here’s the idea. I will give a word, and the next person has to use that word in a pun, and then give another one for the next person, etc…

Example: Himilaya

“You girls watch out for that charming Weirddave, or Himilaya”

Get it?

First word is…hmmm…Racoon

Tits? Look at the racoon that chick!

What’s the next word, Chief?

I’ll try one: rolodex

Sex with moderators? Yeah, I’ve rolodex.

coffee

Well, I’m sure Chief Scott can tell you about clean up during heavy seas: It aint the rock o’ bulkheads that screws you up, it’s the rolodex!
Next word: ballistic

I can’t pull out, hon. My ballistic.

After I get done playing softball, my ballistic to my legs.
Next word:

Bagel

Ouch. That’s enough to makee coffee…

Bagel, huh? It’s my tern now.

Next: interview

Unless the crowd in the theater thins out, I can’t get interview the movie.
skillet

that takes no skillet all.

Canada

You take a Canada lima beans, and a Canada corn, put 'em togedda, and you gottada succotash.
Succotash

After chewing on the buring log for breakfast, I had to succotash in my teeth all day long.
next word: fortitude

When the man saw she had fortit- tude, he went nuts!

Charisma

fortitude

I always thought ChiefScott was into the ladies, but I hear he’s falling fortitude over there.

Charisma …

Do you use mass transportaion much?
No, my charisma main form of tranportation.

Next: Objective.

I don’t objective you don’t.

nirvana

Would you objective I did soemthing as lame as this?
next: pistol

I’m takin’ a piss! -tol ya what, leave me alone til I’m done, okay?

Burbank

what Nerve anna had to post something as lame as that.