Happy ,Fun, Stupid Pun Game

objective.

Do you objective I eat the last piece of cake?

next word: panicky

I already paid Vinnie, I already paid Louie, so dere’s no way in hell I’m gonna panicky too!

satchel

Satchel ass or your face? I can’t tell the difference.
pasta.

pasta salt.

cunning

Chief Scott was late for watch in the cunning tower.
Bacon

Nothing smells quite as good as homemade bread bacon in the oven.

lariat

There’s Moe, there’s Curly, where the hell’s lariat?

Winnebago.

Mrs. Welk to Bobby and Sissy: "Where’s lariat?

next: adagio

Winnebago out, that’s low tide.

anarchy

Noah didn’t build a boaty, he built anarchy.
drizzle

Their key doesn’t work, anarchy is lost!
elephant

Drizzle go on forever, apparently.

Boomerang

Ele-phants gerald is one of the greats.

nasal

On Halloween, I aked my mother what was for desert. She hoppen out dressed like a ghost, and yelled “Boo! Meringue Pie!”

Kentucky

I like to aken my mother before she hoppens. :rolleyes:

alaska for a new one ‘cause kentucky my ol’ one.

my local newspaper had a pun contest. the best one was to win $100. i entered ten times hoping one of mine would win. unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

next: armadillo

The second amendmant protects the right to arm a dill oh enough already!
Spaghetti

There’s nothing as petty as a sack of spaghetti.

Next: UncleBeer

Wow, SonWhiskey, that reminds me of your UncleBeer.

Next Word: Shwank

um, should we review the rules?