Happy ,Fun, Stupid Pun Game

two weevils lived on a farm. one moved to LA and became rich and famous. the other stayed on the farm and lived a simple, quiet life. he, of course, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

I put it in the dryer and it schwank

next word-breakfast

I had to break fast 'cause of the car in front of me.
Quintessential.

When you have 5 babies a large diaper supply is quint-essential.

alligator

Clint Eastwood asked the director of his first movie what was necessary for him to look cool as a leading man. The director said “(S)quint – essential.”

reference

Q: How can the referee afford such a nice house?

A: No problem - the reference.
Commando

Cum and dough- nuts make a fun breakfast.

Plenty.

Don’t jump out of the plen-te parachute isn’t on yet!

Next: Dinner

Shut off that din! Er baby is trying to sleep.

bird

Ya think history would’ve been different if Aaron bird forgot to load his dueling pistol?
fracture