two weevils lived on a farm. one moved to LA and became rich and famous. the other stayed on the farm and lived a simple, quiet life. he, of course, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
I put it in the dryer and it schwank
next word-breakfast
I had to break fast 'cause of the car in front of me.
Quintessential.
When you have 5 babies a large diaper supply is quint-essential.
alligator
Clint Eastwood asked the director of his first movie what was necessary for him to look cool as a leading man. The director said “(S)quint – essential.”
reference
Q: How can the referee afford such a nice house?
A: No problem - the reference.
Commando
Cum and dough- nuts make a fun breakfast.
Plenty.
Don’t jump out of the plen-te parachute isn’t on yet!
Next: Dinner
Shut off that din! Er baby is trying to sleep.
bird
Ya think history would’ve been different if Aaron bird forgot to load his dueling pistol?
fracture