I’m not seeing a Hanukkah thread yet, a fact that I found a little strange, given that today is the first day of the feast.
Of course, maybe I’m looking in the wrong forum. Whatever. Here I am, and here the thread is, wishing all of our Jewish Doper friends a joyous and prosperous celebration.
And here’s a musical greeting card from a famous (cultural) Jew… Enjoy! 
Mmmmm…Latkes!
Shalom!
Hanukkah on Facebook a few years ago:
Family member: Happy Hanukkah!
Other family member: Yes, we’re proud of our Jewish heritage.
Me: Huh? We’re not Jewish.
Most of the family: Yes we are.
At least I learned about spinning the dreidel with a bunch of Baptists decades ago!
We’re celebrating with latkes, presents and the Charlie Brown Christmas special!
My wife got me cool T-shirt.
It has a Venn diagram of Life, the Universe, and Everything, with 42 in the triple intesection.
She really knows me!
Here’s a Venn Diagram you might appreciate.
Venn Diagram of Irrational Nonsense
T-shirts available! Multiple languages available!
My entire house smells of fried latkes from last night’s dinner. Oy, I hate that. 
That’s why you should always fry up at least a dozen more than you’ll be eating.
I guess. Do those reheat well, or at all?
What, you think this is my first time at the Hannukah? 
They freeze very well, and reheat just as well.
My Irish husband has decided to embrace his inner Jew by making the perfect latkes. Our Irish Jewish kids are happily munching on the resulting crisply fried potatoes.
Chanukah samayach to all!
My wife and daughter, coming home on different buses from the same city, each brought home a box of donuts. Mmmmmmmmm 