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It’s not really that exciting but it kind of got my day off to a bad start. I live on a small street, at certain times of the day it’s very busy as it’s a rat-run between two main roads. The neighbours either side of us have large Transit vans which are parked on the road so it’s very hard to see past them and know where there’s any traffic about unless it’s rush-hour time and there’s a queue of cars going both ways.
So I decided I wanted to go to the gym tonight after work but when I get home the traffic will be relatively busy. I had this brilliant idea that I’d move my car onto the road this morning (7am) because there’s virtually no traffic at that time. I park on the paved front of our house, and we have gates which open out across the pavement - another complication because I have to shut the gates once I’ve moved the car so they’re not obstructing the path.
It was dark. I went and opened the gates, started the car, checked for traffic, waited for the obligatory three cars and a van to go past…then reversed off the front and into the road. I have to reverse straight across the road and then straighten up before parking the car at the kerbside. So I’m reversing out, watching for traffic and keeping an eye on the gates to make sure I don’t catch them with the wing mirror and it’s a bit of a tight manoeuvre.
After getting out and across the road, I straightened the wheels and was about to park up outside the house but then saw a car coming up the street so I had to wait for that to pass me. Then I hear someone say “Well done” and bang the back of the car. Normally I’d be dead chuffed to be complimented on the smoothness and perfection of my reverse manoeuvre, but it was a cyclist.
He decided to mouth off at me because he said I’d nearly hit him. He was totally unconcerned about the fact that it was still dark, he was dressed in dark clothing, he had no lights on his pushbike, and no reflective clothing. How did he expect me to see him?
I decided to let him cycle off without replying to him because I knew I couldn’t be polite. And by that time the space I’d intended to park in outside my house had been taken up by someone just sitting there waiting to collect a neighbour…so I had to wait (on double yellow lines, big no-no) until they’d gone before I could park, shut the gates and get into the house.
Then I got to the station and found my train was cancelled so I was late for work. Then I switched my phone on and got a voicemail from last Saturday…it was my SO (who lost a crowd of us in London in the middle of the night on our way home and took seven hours to get back to our friend’s house) telling me how he was f*cked and it was all my fault. I know we’d sorted that one out and it was just unfortunate that he’d got himself lost…but it still didn’t help my general feelings of wanting a good grizzle.
I think I might go to the shop and get some chocolate now.