We plan to use our 2020 calendars as kindling today.
Re: Dave Barry’s year-in-review:
He finds one good thing to say about 2020.
Nobody was killed by murder hornets (that we know of)
That’s about the entire article, mainly.
I’m calling a Mulligan on 2020.
BTW, I understand why double chocolate vodka and Wild Cherry Pepsi is called a Chocolate Covered Cherry, but can someone please explain why double chocolate vodka and Mountain Dew tastes like a Mounds bar? Where does the coconut flavor come from??
The Washington Post does have some restrictions on its regular articles, but that WaPo Magazine article isn’t paywalled for me, and I have no special access to the site.
But here is another source. The original one is better illustrated, though! 
AFAIAC, it’s still really 2020 until noon Eastern on January 20.