It is not the 21st Century yet, but it is now 2000 (at least on the East Coast).
Happy New Year to you all.
Jeffery
Happy New Year, Century, Millennium!
Triskadecamus
Happy new whatever it is…
Jeremy…
Nobody ever calls me after they’ve done something smart.
Happy friggin’ New Year.
Anyone wanna come help me eat all this tuna and canned peas?
Mmmmmmm, tuna.
It’s the end of a millennium, so I’ll just celebrate the change of numbers with everybody else.
Happy New Year, Dopers large and small!
Catrandom
I am a Doper “large” probably even “super sized” to tell the truth. 
Happy New Year from the Central Time Zone.
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”