Happy Orthodox Jewish Man...

sorry, I did think that was an option. It should be, for those who despise them so.

your humble TubaDiva

It says, “jackelope is one enchilada shy of a combo platter.”

:smack:

There’s the Reform Jewish guy smiley.

:slight_smile:

There’s also a Reconstructionist smiley.

:slight_smile:

Let’s go to temple!

:star_of_david::star_of_david: ;j :o בָּרוּךְ שֵׁם כְּבוֹד מַלְכוּתוֹ לְעוֹלָם וָעֶד…

:rolleyes: :slight_smile: :rolleyes: :confused: :rolleyes: :confused:
:rolleyes: :confused: :slight_smile: :rolleyes: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
:confused: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :rolleyes: :confused: :slight_smile:
:rolleyes: :confused: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :rolleyes: :slight_smile:
:rolleyes: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :confused: :slight_smile:
:slight_smile: :slight_smile: :confused: :rolleyes: :confused: :slight_smile:
:rolleyes: :confused: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :rolleyes:
:slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :rolleyes: :confused:
:confused: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
:rolleyes: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :confused: :slight_smile:

:rolleyes: - bored kids
:confused: - forgot their Hebrew

Do not taunt Happy Orthodox Jewish Man…

The origin of the new smiley was fraught with intrigue, hurt feelings, disagreement, trolling etc. A classic Dope story, but probably not as exciting as you might think from my description.

It was created by former poster sdimbert on or about 25 May 2000.
You can read the whole story here, in About This Message Board:
Jdavis: New smiley? It flashed by, but when I clicked on it said Illegal thread?
(to avoid confusion, I’ll mention that in the linked ATMB thread, the OP is an imposter - in an old version of the bulletin board software you could create a name that resembled closely an existing username. Thank God that hole was plugged by the developers.)

That ATMB thread links to this GQ thread:
For cmkeller . . . a question about Judaism’s rituals
where we see sdimbert in the act of creation, so to speak.

The lesson I learned from our happy orthodox jewish smiley adventure: if you add a feature at the message board off the cuff, without a full-blown committee meeting discussing all possible pros and cons, you open yourself up for years of confusion. :stuck_out_tongue:

Yes, the HOJM turns Chinese when highlighted; the embarrassed smiley :o looks like psychotic screaming man when highlighted. Highlight the Smackie :smack: and he becomes Elephant Man, or something.

And how does this differ from adding a feature after convening a full-blown committee meeting discussing all possible pros and cons?

The difference would be that when an idea is reviewed at a full-blown department meeting, it typically dies in the commitee and nothing gets done.