And a drunken, criminal solstice to all!
Hey! Watch it! There’s nothing criminal about a drunken pagan orgy! [sub]as long as everyone is a consenting adult[/sub]
Woohoo! Mead, fried honeycakes, mistletoe tea, corn dogs (gotta keep with the times, you know?).
I’m gonna have a headache in the morning…
I’ll pass on the wine, but everything else I shall partake in 
[guess that means I’m the designated driver ;)]
…OK, so in some jurisdictions the authorities tend to get a bit uptight about people mating and/or building bonfires and/or sacrificing goats in the public park… so DO rent a venue that’s properly zoned for it…
I didn’t say there was. Hence the use of “and”.
…and a Happy Pagan Yuletide Wine Orgy Day to you all too! Now, if only my husband would GET UP.
There will be family and turkey and children and wine and stuffing and turkey and chocolate and fun later today. For now, I’m just waiting for him to GET UP!
(Never let him open his presents at midnight again… grumble, grumble…)
Then you’re doing it wrong.