Happy world AIDS Day! I'm gonna get wasted- help me name a new drink (win a prize).

I’m bored, and it seems like AIDS is the only available celebratory cause for this 3AM bender I am preparing to debark on. Seriously, though…a toast and prayer to all those affected by this horrible disease, May we find a cure!
Ok… I looked in the cupboards and fridge and all I got is a big bottle of cheap Vodka, Mountain Dew, and Push-ups (Ya know, those orange sherbert popsicles.). This combo will be my poison tonight.
Sounds like a new drink to me!
Help me give this new taste sensation a name.
My favorite/the best name contributor will win a prize.

Orange Breeze

The Smooth and Righteous,
Smooth & Righteous
or Smooth N’ Righteous.

Raising one (Scotch though) for my dad. He died in 96 from AIDS.

Welcome to the Boards, BTW.

I am very sorry for your loss, Mr. Babbington! Here’s to your Dad!
…and to all those that suffer
may they suffer less.
To all those that Love,
Love more
recognize that time is before us…
and time has brought us many cures,
From one second into another
Life over Death

Thanks for the welcome! Just kinda jumped in head first, not really a lurker, but generally not too prolific.

I’m downloading some Bob Mould and drinkin’…well, I’m tryin to determine if this concoction is nameworthy, it is really neither Smooth nor Righteous…Harsh and Vindictive is more like it. I definitely put too too much Vodka (80 proof Kamchatka brand left over from a Wedding) in this.

YOUR DRINK NAME HERE
1 BIG ASS RALLY’S CUP
1 BOTTLE OF VODKA
2 CANS OF MOUNTAIN DEW
2 PUSH UPS OR ORANGE SHERBERT
EMPTY 2 CANS OF mT. DEw INTO CUP
FILL TO 2 INCHES BELOW RIM WITH VODKA
PLUNGE PUSHUPS INTO DRINK
STIR

Push-up Miracle Cleavage

Orange You Glad I Used Vodka?

The Devil’s Orange

The Rainbow’s Edge

The Russian Revenge

Pop Sickle

Gotta go with the traditional.

Cool Mountain Screwdriver

Taking Jeff Olsen’s idea a step farther:

Mountain Screw

Dew Your Cister

Florida’s Revenge

Ok, I’m digging these.

Horseflesh’s (by the way horseflesh is pretty good, strangely sweet.) - Orange You Glad I Used Vodka?
Lieu’s- Pop Sickle
Jeff Olsen’s- Cool Mountain Screwdriver

Your suggestions have inspired me. I came up with these two.

“A push up the Mountain”
“A screw in the Dew”

UTI

Happy Yom Ha’Shoah! Help me name a new dance craze. :rolleyes:

And taking devilsknew inspirations further:

Dew Me (All Night Long)
More:

Siberian Sledgehammer

Orange Square

Mountain Madness

Siberian Sledgehammer…that’s good.

Start the thread…we could call it the Gratuitous eyeroll. You might get some nasty anti-semitic Holocaust names though. Watch out.