Happy Zombie Jesus Day! Questions about Our Zombie Lord

[Dunderman]

@DocCathode

As a Jew, I demand an equally blasphemous thread mocking my religion.

I expect one by Passover.

It’s just so tricky to think of anything. The whole “Jews kill Christian babies and smear their blood on their door posts” angle is just so done, you know?

[Sublight]

Zombie, or not, Jesus seems to be into the kinky stuff.

Jesus brand bondage gear (SFW)

[Catamount]

@Czarcasm

All I remember from the Easter story was that Jesus died, he rose from the dead three days later, saw his shadow-which meant that we would be getting 2000 more years of war.

Did you just inspire today’s Sinfest?