think: “Roseanne Barr naked”
“Roseanne Barr naked coverred in used kitchen grease”
“Roseanne Barr naked coverred in used kitchen grease and
dirty ashtrays”
and keep going till nausea overcomes you. good luck and enjoy!
Subtract one child and exchange “start your own business” for “buy an old house in need of serious fixing up” and you’ve got my method.
Alas dear, for some it is not by choice but by consequence.
Eat the wedding cake. Nah, just joking.
All ya really need to do is think about your parents having sex.
Tranquillis can you read a tech manual any other way? Prima, isn’t that all kids?
I think someone famous once said:
Seriously, hormones can really ravage a female’s sex drive, in at least one case. Throw in at least one ear infection a month for a year between two kids, and it all adds up. YMMV
He was talking about me.