What the best way to have no sex at all? What methods do you use to ward off the threat of sexual relations? How do you prevent one thing from leading to the other?
I just let my shining personality through. It has provided me with a virtually sex free life.
It’s easy for me not to have sex. It comes naturally. I don’t mean to brag.
one sentence.
“Hun, I have my period.”
Read technical manuals in bed.
Out loud.
In a monotone.
I just…
“Think un-sexy thoughts.”
“Think un-sexy thoughts.”
“Think un-sexy thoughts.”
Follow my mother’s sage advice:
Keep your legs crossed.
Have children.
This is especially effective if the children have special needs and if they never sleep.
Why would anybody ever do this?!
I mean, seriously…I just can’t imagine purposely trying to avoid sex…
Farting
Cut your balls off, that’s a permanent cure. Personally, I see no merits in doing so, but to each his own.
If you don’t want one thing from leading to the other, and you can see this one thing will lead to this other thing, why do this one thing in the first place?
Work 10 hours a day and 50 hours a week at the job, send your wife to school so she can work on completing multiple degrees, have four children, and start your own business.
I can almost guarantee that your life will be nearly sex free.
Of course, when you get a day off and ship the kids off the sex is utterly fan-fucking-tastic.
The eternal question Ranger, but the nearsighted watchmaker just made us that way.
For some incomprehensible reason you are trapped in a hotel room with your best friend’s husband, who looks like a 30 year old version of Sean Connery (or Mel Gibson, or Denzel Washington, etc. etc.). You find him incredibly attractive, he finds you incredibly attractive, but you both know you will BURN IN HELLFIRE FOREVER if you have sex.
So you avoid sex! Simple, huh?
I probably should add a 
to my last post, lest anyone think I was being 100% serious, or something…
I use personality as birth control.
It’s 100% effective.
“Grandma in a teddy
Grandma in a teddy
Grandma in a teddy”…
Either that or talk about my love for Star Trek. This is guaranteed to ward of any sexual relations with just about any girl.
Hmm, the fact that I’m not still a virgin, I think disrupts the space
time continuum of the universe. 
… ahead Scotty, cheese factor ten…
my preferred method?
1/4 bottle of vodka, downed in one, for both parties.
the puking and unconsciousness remove any romantic feelings very fast
SHAKES, all you need to find is a girl who is into Trek. That’s what my fiance did.
This is a problem?
For most of my life avoiding sex was absurdly easy – I just existed, and sex didn’t. Maybe, as with mayberrydan, it was my sterling personality, but I was blissfully free of the ravages of a sex life. It seemed clear to me that all of this talk about “sex” was clearly a fantasy started by advertising agencies to sell products and movies. I proved this many times by going to singles’ bars and joining coed organizations, with no result.
Not ALL girls 