Hardened criminals on the loose

I can see the ripped-from-the-headlines movie now:

Andrew McCarthey - Tractor Man
Kim Cattrall- Dolly

Corporate Logo Sponsor: John Deere
soundtrack by Jefferson Starship
“…cause we can be as one forever, pull down this wall together, nothings gonna stop us now…”

OH. MY. GOD.

I googled it. It’s on Amazon (all of them actually). I… I really don’t know what to say…

“Mega Masturbation” sounds so… Hentai.

He just plowed through the roadblock.

It’s a case of “before and after”. Hardened, before. After usage of stolen product, hardened criminal gets softened up somewhat.

THEN, maybe, they can catch him and his tractor.