I can see the ripped-from-the-headlines movie now:
Andrew McCarthey - Tractor Man
Kim Cattrall- Dolly
Corporate Logo Sponsor: John Deere
soundtrack by Jefferson Starship
“…cause we can be as one forever, pull down this wall together, nothings gonna stop us now…”
OH. MY. GOD.
I googled it. It’s on Amazon (all of them actually). I… I really don’t know what to say…
“Mega Masturbation” sounds so… Hentai.
He just plowed through the roadblock.
It’s a case of “before and after”. Hardened, before. After usage of stolen product, hardened criminal gets softened up somewhat.
THEN, maybe, they can catch him and his tractor.