I get so angry at those stupid little people on the munchkin box at Dunkin’ Donuts who are apparently filling the munchkins with jelly and cream and such. I never found any of them in my carton! Do they exist, or what? And if they don’t, what’s with the picture on the box?
And you thought you had seen mundane questions. But I can’t possibly be the only person who has wondered about this.
Well, I haven’t had any Dunkin’ Donuts in far too long (alas, there are none nearby), but I have had filled Munchkins. The last time I had one would have been February of 1999. I believe we were somewhere in Indiana or Ohio (we were on the way home from a road trip to Philly). I just ordered a box of mixed Munchkins and some were jelly-filled (red jelly-whatever flavor it’s supposed to be). No creme-filled though.
I have had jelly and creme filled munchkins, but they are few and far between. I think those evil clerks hoard them and are selling them on the black market. Hey, they never have raspberry Coolatas, either. I smell a conspiracy!
You’re doing this to torture me, aren’t you? 
Off to MundanePSIMS.
Fights back the urge MUST…NOT…MAKE…SMARTASS…COMMENTS!!
Nutritional composition of munchkins.
(They also have a “Talk To Us” clickthrough on their home page.)
ahem
I used to work at Dunkin’ Donuts, in various capacities, from counter clerk to manager.
There are filled Munchkins. I personally do not recall creme filled, though. Jelly, custard, and lemon, but no creme filled.
Powdered lemon Munchkins RULE.
Of course I’ve seen them, so has everyone else I know. Clearly, there’s an international conspiracy to drive you insane with jealousy. Those little cream and jelly filled munchkins probably tantalize every bud on your tongue, they’re as clear as the sun- but just as untouchable. Before long, you’ll go mad with rage and jealousy at te unfairness of the situation. Before you know it, you’ll end up in an insane asylum. And what then? You’ll waste your life away, babbeling on about the cream filled munchkins.
But why? Maybe you stepped on a munchkin hole as a kid. Maybe you would otherwise lead a giant conspiracy to destroy the munchkins. Who knows, maybe they’re just sadistic bastards…