No one has cats. Cats have you.
For the record, I’ve had 3 cats, fostered lots of kittens, and worked with hundreds of others. I’ve never seen one who was sad when we gave it a haircut.
No. They never come when called, smell like old sweaty leather, and you always have to keep an eye out for them.
In that case, can I make an appointment with you to come clip my persian? She won’t let me brush her anymore, and hates the clumps, but is miserable when I trim her.