Did you leave them near the bath?
Everyone else can see your glasses. You need to get your eyes checked.
They fell behind the nightstand next to your bed.
They are OK (dirty though) but they took a bounce when they hit the floor. You’re going to have to move the nightstand away from the wall to see them. Move the lamp first so that it doesn’t fall and bre-…
Never mind.
I would guess that someone has seen your glasses. Does that answer your question?
Yes. I thought about putting this in GQ on the basis that (as you say) this question has a clear factual answer.
Sure, and Bilbo Baggins’s’s riddles are fair.
The last time I misplaced mine, they were on top of the water cooler in our lunchroom.
The time before that, there were atop my computer tower under my desk.
When I’m at home I only allow myself to put them down in three places. This works mostly. But I’m at my FIL’s place so my system isn’t applicable.