Prove they’re not the same person, or at least identical twins.
There’s even 13 letters in each name. Let’s see, maybe it’s an anagram:
C-l-a-r-e Blobpwmn, hmm I don’t think I can get that last name to spell “Shipman”–but you get my larger point? Yes?
There’s a bit of a resemblance, which I think is magnified because they’re both pursuing the same image; that shoulder-length-hair, camera-ready-makeup, look-straight-into-camera, speak-clearly-but-don’t-think-about-what-you’re-saying professional American newswoman ideal.
And they’re both babes.
