If he hasn’t, you might want to go to http://www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com so you, too, can enjoy the soothing prescence of Jeff Goldblum watching you poop.
A little backstory- I was watching Independence Day with two people who, let’s say, were smoking something not made by Philip Morris, and one of them had the memory of this wondrous site triggered. Jeff Goldblum now watched them poop, he watches Demo and psycat90 poop, he watches me poop, and tonight, he’ll be watching my ex-girlfriend and a bunch of barflys poop.
So, for the sake of all that’s holy, let Jeff Goldblum watch you poop.
Thank you, and goodnight.
Gah! It’s freaky Fly era Goldblum. No way!
Now, if it was Jurassic Park era Goldblum, well, he could follow me into the ladies’ room anyday.
This is odd. Truly odd.
Agh! My eyes! I’m not sure what’s worse, that picture of Jeff Goldblum or the colour scheme of that site.
Umm…
Is there a heidiklumwatchesyoupoop site?
I’d rather look at a picture of her in the men’s room.
Thanks, though.
Yeah, yer not kidding, that’s why I linked directly to the flyers as well as the site.
There’s also a “Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop Sightings” section.
It never ceases to amaze me that people will spend their time on stuff like this. More power to 'em! (I just hope I don’t run into that flyer!)
“That’s one big pile of shit.”
terd_ferguson, does this guy watch you poop?
As far as I know, nobody watches me poop. And that is how it is going to stay.
That quote is from Jurassic Park.
Da’hell is that?
Gee, and I thought I had no life! Holy shit!
