We just don’t get this sort of thing around here. No wonder I’m bored.
hiyruu got a day job?
So, this happened in the cave? Any chance the victims got a whiff from a particularly nasty gas pocket of some kind?
Generally speaking, when someone complains of chest pains and an inability to breathe, my first move is not to call an exorcist.
Look don’t drag logic and science where it doesn’t belong. Just because they took the kids out of the cave, and they later recovered at the hospital, just means that they were removed from the source of demonic possession.
I do wonder about why they screamed, though…
Its…
its…
GODZILLA!
Those horrid bones
Of evil beasts
They knocked me out,
They stole my peace
I don’t believe it was no gasses
It was those dino’s satanic asses!
Eeeeek–I’m falling, so oddly I’m feeling
I need me some of that spiritual healing!
Ummina hymina hymina hooo!
You’d better watch out or the bones’ll get YOU!
Sounds symptomatic of a bite from the Pedan tick.
What, the screaming and passing out thing, or my post? 
OK, I’ll play along. Obviously, the bones are Satanic, because there never were any dinosaurs. The world was created about 6000 years ago, and the devil planted fake bones to mislead the faithful. So, of course the evil powers of the fake bones struck out at those poor innocents (who were no doubt praying that the other students present would not be lead astray) who entered their unholy place.
(I’m going to go retch now. If I get this in a piece of glurge some day, I’m going to kick myself very hard.)
No, no, no…the devil didn’t plant fake bones to mislead the faithful; God planted fake bones to test their faith. Totally different story.