Did the coronavirus break SDMB?
Did it break the whole damn internet?
I can’t seem to do anything!:eek:
~VOW
I didn’t do it.
checks 74westy off the list
~VOW
I get blamed for everything EXCEPT the road salt incident? 
You’ve been out of circulation, Bekkers.
You get a pass.
~VOW
I vote for haunted. Who is haunting? THAT is the question.
I confess.
I am responsible.
I am a very responsible person.
Whatever goes wrong, I am responsible.
I broke the Internet in 1993 and it has never forgiven me.
I broke a pottery kiln in 1967 and the tragedy haunts me to this day.
I can’t even talk about the kitten I accidentally crushed.
Irresponsibility fills me with existential angst.
Responsibility fills me with cosmic blues.
Champagne fills me with dreams.
But I stole the champagne.
I confess. Again.
Shoot me.
Now.
^That was a beautifully symmetrical post.
There had been some DDoS attacks going on at some point yesterday. The Blizzard games launcher had mentioned it but it is no longer there.