I have a spam that claims it can let women twicefold their bosom. I never thought of bosoms as folding. How is this done? Sounds painful.
Well, if you cast them upon the waters, they’ll return a hundred fold.
Also sounds painful, but there you go.
Oh, wait. That’s bread. Never mind.
Ladies, please don’t twicefold your buns.
Okay, I’ll go straight to hell now.
H’uh? How? You mean surgically?
See me fold your breast
at angles non-organic
Thirty-Eight D Swan
My question is, how do you crease them?
I don’t know. To find out, I’d have to mail my social security number. credit cards and blank checks to a bank in Nigeria. I took a pass.
Starch?
Gee, I imagined using a folding table like the ones department stores use. The problem is, getting a person up on one.
Well, that’s certainly friggin’ weird.
Hmm, I’ve a feeling they mean “increase twofold.” As in double your cupsize (good god, imagine someone like Dolly Parton . . . :eek: ). If they do really mean fold, as in folding in half, I’d love to see it!
Please disregard post if the OP was just being sarcastic and poking fun at the referenced spam. 
I twicefolded my bosom once. I was banned from shop class for the rest of the year. 
Well, I have a couple of old bras that are too small, but they just kind of compress them rather than truly folding them. You just don’t get a good crease with the seamless styles.
Is this anything like the pencil test?
No wait - in order to test a book’s brittleness, you fold a corner (dog-ear style. DogEAR, you pervs.) If it breaks before two folds it’s extremely brittle. If it breaks after the two folds, it’s only moderately brittle. No break, no brittle. Maybe it’s a bosoms brittleness test?
Umm… my nipple fell off. Should I be worried about brittle breast syndrome now?
You might need in-house repairs. (i.e. Chew some bubblegum and stick that sucker back on.)
I’ve seen women wearing a too-small bra experience the dreaded quadra-boob, but I can’t imagine an octo-boob.
Quadraboob. Bwahahahahaha!
Never heard of that… UniBoob, yes.
Thanks for the early-morning laugh, Pleasurably Vibrating William.
“twicefold their bosom”
This better not be a new version of mammogram.
Only goes to show that if it’s something a woman has and/or can do, there will be a guy out there with a fetish for it.