Have sex in Ellensburg!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The commercial opens on a closeup of ‘Ellen’ from Ellensburg (WA).

For year now I’ve been telling you about the great getaways in Ellensburg.

Cut to Ellen, sitting on the floor with a baby on her lap, and surrounded by babies.

And apparently some of you had such a relaxing visit, we’ve had a bit of a baby boom! All are future Ellen fans who got their start in Ellensburg

Cut to a split-screen of an historic building and a cute baby (screen right) holding a balloon.

Cut to another split-screen of a cute baby girl sitting on an inflatable ring (screen left) and some people fishing in an inflatable boat. Voiceover by the baby.

The river was high, and the fish were biting, Hoo hoo hoo!

Cut to split-screen of a fair-like scene next to the historical building, with a baby boy with headphones in front of him screen right. Voiceover, baby.

I came for the music, and stayed for the rest.

Cut to CU of Ellen.

There’s so much more to Ellensburg than expected. Have you been to Ellen’s lately?

So I guess Ellensburg is a good place to have sex and make babies. Only…

If we’ve had a bit of a baby boom, that means the babies are in Ellensburg, right? So is the commercial actually saying, ‘Come to Ellensburg and knock up our wimmins!’?

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They must have hired the same ad agency as Denmark

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It’s not as well done. More like something a small-town, semi-rural council would come up with. Oh, wait…

Kind of surprising, really, that such a wholesome place would imply it’s a sex resort (at least between committed, presumably married couples).

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Maybe the idea is that you can buy babies on the cheap. There’s a surplus.

5

They could have just simply said:

“If there is anything to do in Ellensburg other than having sex, we can’t think of it either.”

Which is better than their previous slogan.

“Ellensburg, stop by on your way to someplace interesting!”

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And here I thought all they had there were cows.

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They’d better. Babies need a lot of milk.

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Man, I wanted to wait till I got to Intercourse PA. :smiley:

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Wholesome? It gets called a lot of things by its residents, wholesome is not one of them! Too bad the “baby boom” was (in part) caused by the surprisingly high teen pregnancy rate! :eek::smiley:
(Just moved back to the city again. I will never, ever live in Ellensburg again.)

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Does this commercial feature Ellen Degeneres?

Other that that my only response to that to remark that the sexiness of Ellens simply cannot be denied. :wink:

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Ellensburg, Where There’s Fuck-All to Do!

Other than go to a Chimposiumof course.

The “slogan” of nearby Cle Elum, Washington is “EASY THRU ACCESS.” At least, that’s what the signs say.

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No, ‘Ellen’ is a… ‘healthy-looking’ woman of about 40 with auburn-ish hair.

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Cle Elum means “stop and pee here” in the local Indian language. :smiley:

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They’ve just released the next commercial in the series.

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A co-worker of mine lives in Ellensburg. He commutes to the Seattle area every day. All he talks about is all the sheep over there. And how friendly they are. :smiley:

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That friend wouldn’t be a fire captain for a large aircraft manufacturer, would it?
We know that guy.
Of course, he only works 9 days a month (24s). He still misses a few days each winter because the pass is closed.

I’m surprised to learn there is more than one commuter from Ellensburg.