What is with cruel women these days? They think they can just say anything to a man. Tonight on this Ex-Treme Dating show, the man revealed to the woman he was dating that he only had one testicle due to a surgery. So then she calls him “only half a man”, as if he’s not already sensitive about HAVING A TESTICLE REMOVED! Now, I hate to be hypocritical and invoke my What-if machine (after I’ve denounced it before), but imagine a similar response from him if she revealed she had a breast reduced due to cancer. He would have been considered a monster! Yet everyone on the show ridiculed him along with her. And then they continued the date!
Hey, take a pill or something dude. You can’t draw broad sociological conclusions from the fuck-monkeys who go on those dating shows.
Ask yourself how many women you know would have made a similar comment. Not many? I think you can draw a more reasonable conclusion from that.
Maybe he should respect hisself and toss her to the curb?
Yeah! He needs to dump that one and get with a hun. Word.
I dunno, ridicule sounds about right for a dumbass who would blurt out on a first date that he’d had a testicle removed.
Still trying to master that small talk thing, huh?
He wants to tease he with it. He’s got to be smooth, and use humour and comic songs. Like this:
He (smoothly): Ya know, (laughs) as dreadful as it may sound, I have something in common with Hitler. Can you guess what it is?
She: Uhh… you’re not psychotic and genocidal, are you? Cos that would be, like, not cool.
He: Oh, no no no. It’s nothing ideological.
She: OK. I didn’t think you were any kind of Jew hater. Sure hope not anyway.
He: Have another guess.
She: You’ve invaded Poland?
He: Nope.
She: Um, I’m at a loss here.
He: It’s something physical.
She: That’s weird, I don’t see a moustache.
He: Think of a song.
She: What song? You’re driving me crazy here!
He: A jolly little comic marching song.
She: I don’t know any marching songs. You’ll have to hum it.
He (sings): Hitler has only got one…
She: OH MY GOD! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BALL? OH MY GOD! THAT’S JUST… OH MY GOD!
He: Hey hey hey… Take it easy, sweetcheeks. Look at it this way. Poor Goebbels had no balls at all.
She: WHAT? You are a SICK MAN. Get away from me!
At least he didn’t break into the Rodeo Song…
If I had chosen to display my physical shortcomings on national TV you could be damn sure I’d have a smashingly witty comeback already prepared just in case.
Amen, sista’. She ain’t all that.
Some day, after some practice with sign language, we may be able to communicate with them. Some say they have intellect approaching that of a human.
I think those dating shows are about half a season from Jerry Springer. How long until the structured group dates involve some burly guys in t-shirts standing around, ready to separate the ladies once a catfight starts?
He needs to drop that zero and get with a hero!
Maybe he needs one of these.
What the heck are you doing watching an extreme dating show? It’s about as real as Jerry Springer running for president. Don’t you get the Discovery Channel?
Now, finish your homework and then you can play with your Sega before bed, young man.
…aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can fly higher than an eagle …
Why? Why should one have respect for men or any gender just on that basis alone?
Shouldn’t the respect be for the person, regardless the gender?
Hey, FranticMad. You can disparage eXtreme dating shows all you wish…
…but disparaging Sega? That’s clearly out of bounds.
Attila and the boys thank you for your support.
And I’m sure all the one-testicled women in the world appreciate this sentiment.
On the other hand pizzabrat, you are absolutely right. It is outrageous. It IS fair game these days for women to ridicule a man about physical oddities, and to continue dating him. Which means getting him to pay for dinner. Indeed, there are so many double standards in the dating scene that you need a computer to figure out if you’re being outright bullshitted or merely being deceived, used, and then traded in for a better model.