The late Ronald Reagan? Did I miss something?
Coldfire-
By my calculations, RR has been brain-dead since about 1982. The fact that his dried-up, brown suit-wearing husk is still dodering around California bumping into furniture and asking what time he needs to be on the set in the morning is immaterial.
I’ll pass a half a C note to the Ikeman along with a case of Dogfish Ale to properly prep his bladder if he’ll just take a good long whiz on Richard Nixon’s grave.
Dave
Sarah Jessica Parker and her throaty, “r”-rolling, baby-talk, “look-at-me-I’m-so-sexy”, Miss Clairol commercial.
Good hell! I don’t know who told that homely, wicked witch of the west look-a-like that she is sexy, but whoever it was, lied.
I’ll double your money if you poop on her too!
I’ll match Diane’s payment for this one. That chick is ugly!
I’ll give you $50 for any of the six main cast members of Friends. Plus, I’ll pick up the tab for Swiddles if you pee on Cathy Lee Gifford.
I’ll pay double if you can provide a video tape of the event.
–sublight.
Sorry to be AWOL, gang; I’ve been in negotiations with the Rheingold Beer Company to have them re-start production operations at the Brooklyn brewery. They’ll begin delivering the hogsheads of Extra Dry on Monday.
Looks like an absorbing group of people (Vonda Shepard? Who the heck is Vonda Shepard?), and I look forward to getting “on the stick,” so to speak, immediately.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go see a man about a dog.
OK, I got out my calculator, and as of 10:00 a.m., Ike will have earned $975 ($1025 including poop), several oreos, some Capri sun, a pitcher of beer, andygirl’s college tuition, another truckload of beer, and one case of Dogfish Ale. We will not even bother trying to collect Soda’s money, we’ll just kneecap him.
Looks to me like quite a remunerative sideline! As a feminist, though, I am somewhat put out that peeing on celebrities is, sadly, a male-dominated field . . .
Ukelele Ike, you KNOW you wanna pee on Ophrah Winfrey. You know you do.
Eve, dear heart, I have it on good authority that there are folks out there (and a few celebrities, no doubt) who would gladly pay to have you (or any other woman, feminist or not) pee on them. You’re just not travelling in the right circles.
The appeal of the practice escapes me, but I’m not about to start pointing fingers or any other appendages.
This entire thread has warmed the cockles of ma’ heart.
(Those cockles should be just about done by now)
$50.00 and all the beer you can swill to do Laura Schlessinger, Ike.
In fact, hold on and I’ll go with you!
Little Nemo wins the prize for the best post in this thread! ROTFLMAO indeed.
I’d like to give Ukulele Ike a real challenge: Mike Tyson. Though I have heard that prison has made Mr. Tyson a kinder, gentler man.
I got fiddy bones if Ike can pee on Stan Lee.
I got another fiddy for him to pee on Pat Robertson.
An absorbing group? Yer too much, Uke!
I’ll galdly pay $50 for you to pee on BarBRA Streisand. You can do the deed at her next farewell concert. :rolleyes:
I want you to do a doubleheader Uke…Christina Aguilarra and Britney Spears…
Keith
I’ll pledge $50 if Ike will hose down Mariah Carey right in the middle of one of her multi-octave, dog-whistle-sounding, syllable-gargling screech-warbles.
I’ll do it!
However, in addition to the travel expenses, you’ll need to pony up in advance for the helicopter rental and shark cage.
I don’t suppose Ike would go along with the idea of peeing on Bob Dylan?..nah…forget it…bad idea…
NOOOOOOOO!!! Not the kneecaps!!! I’ll do anything, anything!!! I have some money saved up, it was supposed to be sort of a nest egg, but I really need my kneecaps. It’s only $25 000, it’s all I have. I’ll wire the money to you right away, and you can forget all about peeing on Jennifer Lopez. Unless someone really wants to pee on Jennifer Lopez, in which case I’ll be very happy. But you really don’t have to, OK?
Oh, and by the way. It’s her. 