Does the squid count?
If you use a lambskin condom, is that bestiality and necrophilia?
What about if you take a raw brisket of beef, make a hole lengthwise down the middle, then use that as a masturbatory aid?
Didn’t know about the Asperger’s, which actually makes a lot of sense.
Does it count if I’ve been with girls that I consider bitches?
I have some degree of assburgers. I do not do bestiality. But I loooove to pet cats (my own kitty or others’) and speak to them in silly high-pitched cheezburger talk. And I don’t care who sees or hears me doing it.
It’s not as though people haven’t been open about stranger things.
Does oldscratch still post here?
Ok, that was funny.
You mean besides Hal Briston? 
When I’m sprawled on the couch, sometimes my cat likes to snuggle between my legs. Does that count?
oldscratch has not posted since 2005.
Was he a self professed bestialist?
I hardly think that’s a necessary technicality coming from a self-declared beesexual.
I gotta come clean.
I once got bit by a mosquito right on the chocolate starfish!!
So if M to A from an insect counts…
If insects count, you seem to be into the group thing.
Win.
Not if it was a Prairie Squid.
No, that’s just beating a dead horse.
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Are people who practice animal husbandry committing a sanctioned form of bestiality? IANA animal breeder, but doesn’t it often involve jacking off the male animal to inseminate the female? Some of the broader definitions of bestiality are as simple as “sexual relations between a human and an animal”. I suspect that most breeders aren’t getting their jollies from the contact though.
This one time at 4H club…
Is obestiality sex with fat animals?