I just thought I’d start this one before TDO could get a hold of it.
Or are the rimming, anal sex, beastiality and fisting polls enough?
I think we have a new one trick pony. Where’d that marching band get to?
I was waiting for the golden shower poll myself.
But that’s just me.
BTW, it was cuauhtemoc who started the rimming poll.
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Que?
I just want to point out that the phrase “rimming pole”, while not being at all appropriate as the name of a musical group, is funny.
There’s an Australian band called Machine Gun Fellatio which gets referred to at any time of day on radio and TV. It’s weird that that happens.
I’m still waiting for the Necrophilia Poll…
Surely I can’t be the only one who occasionally likes to crack open a cold one.
:eek:
That’s just wrong!
So why am I laughing so hard?
Pray to the gods that TDO doesn’t know the term “munging” - ewww. I read about that one here on the boards, IIRC.
I demand a felching poll!
Surely you’d be better off with a straw?
But what about the peggers?
Tea bagging anyone? Eggs Danny Thomas Style?
Hydrophobic Water-sports enthusiasts, on the next Jerry Springer Show.
Razor cock sodomy?!? Sign me up!!!
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Squicking. We need a squicking poll.
My heart just breaks for all of the forgotten emetophiliacs out there.
BYO toothbrush. 
Where oh where is Oldscratch when we really need him?
I think a booger-slimed strap-on poll/pole is in order, actually. With crusty phlegm for lube. It’s always better like that.