Razor Cock Sodomy Poll

I was waiting for an entirely new forum where sheepfuckers post polls naming a sexual act and asking the same damn lame things about it. Oh wait, that’s what IMHO looked like just before noon.

This is pure comedy GOLD!

[sub](I’m not going to bring up my Hamtaro fetish, though…)[/sub]

:smack: Damn, I forgot to answer the poll that somebody is going to start after reading my last post!

No, I have never fucked a sheep or been fucked by a sheep. I doubt that I would have enjoyed either and I don’t intend to try it anytime soon.

Yeah Grendel, great timing…

That sound approaching you from behind? That’s the A-train to Hell.

And you? You’re my hero.

Damn. I had to go to class and I missed a beastiality poll.
Ah well. I’ll survive, I suppose.

Yeah, and it was the only one of those I started. Am I being called out here?

Expect a tongue-lashing.
:: runs away really fast ::

What the hell are you people talking about?

Esprix

Not at all, I was just pointing out that not all of the polls named in the OP were started by TDO. There certainly wasn’t any offence intended.

*Golden showers fill my eyes
Smiles await you while I lie
Pee, pretty darling, do not stoop
And I’ll respond with some poop

Shoot! I misquoted. My fault.

My part’s the bottom. :smiley:

Well spank my ass and call me Suzy…
When I posted the link it was to a Bestiality Poll, which seems to have dissapeared.
Certainly TDO was being annoying, but those polls were kind of funny. Nobody was forced to read them or to reply to them.
[sub](Pikachu is almost as hot as Hamtaro…)[/sub]

In your rear end
The poop you make
Is equal to the poop…
You take

“Razor Cock Sodomy?”

Jeesh, jarbabyj. You and your German hardcore bands.

“Razor Cock Sodomy, starring… Brian Urlacher!”

Probably because bestiality is pretty much illegal everywhere and the mods have repeatedly asked us not to post in detail on the SDMB about our transgresssions of the law - the poll wasn’t likely to attract too many legitimate responses, and any positive ones it DID attract would have been in violation of SDMb rules.

Plus they are probably getting just as sick of gratuitous “sexual proclivity” threads as they becam of gratiuitous “ask the” threads.

What has happened to the fisting poll, by the way? Has it been deleted?

Gimme a M, gimme a U, gimme a N, gimme a G-I-N-G!