Oh, it’s all right. I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr… Poopy Pants?
Chump don’t want the help, chump don’t get the help.
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
We’re sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then.
Would you like something to read?
Do you have anything light?
How about this leaflet, “Famous Jewish Sports Legends?”
Hi Ignorant.
It’s a completely different kind of flying, altogether!
Omnes: “It’s a completely different kind of flying.”
You’ve never seen the movie Airplane? Surely you can’t be serious!
Hey… knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in’, man!
He is serious. And don’t call him Shirley.
I guess it would be okay in the Pit, though. Mods?
Oh crap! Did I just Jr Mod?
(A couple of times at work, someone has passed on the message “Can you call reception?” and someone else has said “Reception? What is it?” and I’ve been able to say “It’s an office at the front of the building where visitors go, but that’s not important right now” 
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Mal: did they recognize the reference?
Haven’t you? Wanna see a few pics?
Wasn’t that 30 years ago? Who gonna remember lines from a movie that old?
So you’ve never heard the phrases, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” or “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse”?
Here’s looking at you, kid. Play it, Sam.
Some people think both Casablanca and Airplane! are just a bunch of clichés strung together.
Rosebud.
Blucher!
Golly!
Regards,
Shodan