You can tell me; I’m a doctor.
silenus
August 14, 2014, 11:02pm
123
If they find out you’ve seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
Ranger_Jeff:
Not for two hours.
You mean you can’t tell me for two hours?
Leaffan
August 14, 2014, 11:42pm
125
No, I mean we can’t land for another two hours.
Isamu
August 15, 2014, 12:46am
126
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Yes. He was a mailman.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out.
buddha_david:
Yes, I know, things used to be different. I remember when we first met. It was during the war. I was in the Air Force stationed in Drambui, off the Barbary coast. I used to hang out at the Magumba bar. It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cut-throat from Bombay to Calcutta. Its worse than Detroit. The mood in the place was downright ugly. You wouldn’t walk in there unless you knew how to use your fists. You could count on a fight breaking out almost every night. I didn’t go there that night to fall in love, I just dropped in for a couple of drinks. But, suddenly, there she was. I was captivated, entranced. It hit me like a thunderbolt. I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I was afraid to approach her, but that night fate was on my side. We laughed, we talked, we danced. I never wanted it to end. I guess I still don’t. But, enough about me – I hope this hasn’t been boring for you.
This loses so much without the visuals.
Nonsuch
August 15, 2014, 3:00pm
129
My father thought of it while he was shaving.
Don’t you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
CodeB
August 15, 2014, 4:19pm
131
Do you like gladiator movies?
Leaffan
August 15, 2014, 4:32pm
132
It’s alright; I know a little German.
ETA: Now I want to go skeet surfing.
Shodan
August 15, 2014, 4:50pm
133
Yes, this is the Potato Farm.
Regards,
Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again!
Yeah, so many of the best gags were visual: Rex Cramer stepping through the mirror; dramatically taking off his glasses twice; running down a cyclist while driving…
Sherrerd:
Shep, sit! Sit!
He gets so excited when new people come around
(my favorite part of that whole bit is two-fold: 1. It’s a golden retreiver, the most boring and low-key dog ever to pretend to be ferocious. And B. That his tail is wagging the entire time)
Sir_T-Cups:
He gets so excited when new people come around
(my favorite part of that whole bit is two-fold: 1. It’s a golden retreiver, the most boring and low-key dog ever to pretend to be ferocious. And B. That his tail is wagging the entire time)
Absolutely. The bit wouldn’t have been funny if they’d used a pit bull or mastiff or Doberman–we’d have been genuinely worried for the actor.
Comedy is delicate…
Iggy
August 15, 2014, 9:47pm
140
Well, I’ll give him another twenty minutes but that’s it.