A few movies, yes, but never a live performance of anything.
HYE had a broken bone?
Yes, but a long long time ago. Normal childhood stupidity breaks, mostly - collarbone, breastbone, one big toe.
Have you ever had stitches?
Yes. Ripped open my armpit on a fence, had 12 stitches.
Ever caught and eaten a fish?
Oh, god. Many. Too many. All due to accidents. No surgeries. I am a klutz despite about 15 years of ballet and pointe. Gracefullness doesn’t work in real life for me.
About the ugly baby? HYE looked at someone’s baby and decided it couldn’t belong to these people?
ETA ninja’d, go ahead and answer the fish question.
Sure, many times. Not recently though. I’ve lost the urge to catch a fish, but I still enjoy eating them. (I cleaned way too many salmon one summer in Alaska on the slime line)
Have you ever totally forgotten your significant other’s birthday.
Yes, back when I was married. She was travelling on business, and had been for some time, and though we spoke on the phone every other day, her birthday was on one of the off-days. I didn’t think about it, and didn’t call. So, the following day, I got a call asking me why I didn’t call on her birthday.
Have you ever paddled a canoe?
I’ve owned at least one canoe at all times for my entire adult life, so yes.
Have you ever run a rototiller?
Yes, a few times. I now have raised garden beds and no longer need to rototill.
Have you ever listened to an entire opera in one sitting?
Yes, and can’t say I enjoyed it. I like some overtures but the interminable singing just doesn’t do it for me.
As Beckdawrek asked, HYE looked at someone’s baby and decided it couldn’t belong to these people?
Many times. I’ve never understood parents who say, “She looks just like her father,” when the baby looks like any other baby–especially when she does not (and never will) have her father’s beard. Maybe it’s because I’m not a parent.
Have you ever sung along, even quietly, with the music at the supermarket?
Yes, yes I have. I have even kinda danced a few times.
HYE met one of your idols? Like a musician you admire. Or other?
Yes, I met a former Steeler who was an idol all through the team’s glory years and is now in the HOF. It turns out we had a couple of things in common and have become good friends.
HYE taken a dog through obedience classes?
No, I never had a dog.
Have you ever seen a scarecrow posted in a field in real life?
Yes, when I was about 16, and what I learned has helped tremendously with all the dogs I’ve had in the following decades.
Have you ever tried to learn a foreign language after your school years?
Argh! Should have waited to get another cup of coffee!
Carrying on re: scarecrows
Yes many times when I was a kid, not so much these days. Never seemed liked scarecrows ever did their job.
Have you ever tried to learn a foreign language after your school years?
No, I’ve never been drunk.
Have you ever seen a raccoon, up close?
Yes, we had a pet one when I was a child. Slept in my bed some nights
HYE done a “swimming with the dolphins” kind of thing?
Yes, I have bottle fed one til it grew up and ran away. It was a thankless job. I got bit alot. They are not good pets. Really. Not.
HYE been so poor you had to eat only ramen.
(As I told my college girl, being poor in college is a right of passage, so other than those days)?
No. Campbell’s soup straight from the can was my go-to food when it was rough.
HYE farted in an elevator where you just know someone else must’ve smelled it besides you?
No, but it’d probably be funny if i did. I don’t think it will ever happen because I am afraid of going in elevators.
Have you ever laughed so hard, you threw up or coughed on your food/drink?
Yes, choke on my tea during an episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun when John Lithgow squealed “The Same thing happened to mmmmeeeeeee.”
Ever cry at the news of a celebrity’s death?