Yes, many, many times.
Have you ever played “Call of Cthulhu”?
No, don’t care to try it either.
Have you ever resurrected a dying thread?
Yes, I think maybe I opened a zombie or 2, accidently. I know I posted in some. I look at the dates now.
Have you ever gone out in public with no underwear under your clothing, you know, commando?
No. Absolutely not. Never.
Have you ever been issued a warning by a SDMB Moderator?
Yes, twice over the years, I think, but not for anything big.
HYE considered being an SDMB mod?
No, not really. Too much work.
Have you ever been evicted or thrown out?
My buddies and I were thrown out of a bar in our younger, wilder days; but I’ve never been evicted from a rental unit.
Have you ever participated in community theatre?
Yes, I was with one group of Players for about 7 years, and acted, directed, assistant directed, was stage manager, house manager, ran lights and ran sound at one point or another.
Have you ever found yourself in possession of counterfeit currency?
No, but I do have some real confederate money. And some $2. bills. They both look fake.
HYE handled a live snake?
Many times. Harmless garter snakes were common in the area where I grew up, and it was fun to try to catch them. They can move surprisingly quickly, but I could usually catch one, before letting it go, unharmed.
Have you ever handled a toad or a frog?
Heck yeah. I live in the south, we eat frogs legs. I have been frog gigging.
(Secretly, I would never eat frog, and frog gigging isn’t fun)
Which begs the question, HYE eaten frog?
Yes, I’ve had frog’s legs once, at the home of a family whose kids called it “jumping chicken”. They didn’t strike me as special-tasting enough to overcome the ick factor.
Have you ever climbed in or out of your house through a window, and why?
Not technically a window, but I did once climb up to a second story balcony to open a sliding door because a friend had locker herself out of her apartment.
Have you ever invoked the ‘five second rule’ in a formal or semi-formal setting?
No. Food that lands on the floor is eaten by the dog or goes in the trash.
HYE seen a particularly ugly newborn baby?
YES!! Friends of mine, two of the nicest people I’ve ever met, are both rather plain/unattractive looking. They had a little girl who inherited the worst of mom and dad’s features. Baby was ugly.
HYE fell asleep on mass transit, missing your stop as a result?
No, I’m much too nervous a person.
Have You Ever gone birdwatching?
No but that may be something I’d enjoy with knowledgeable others.
Have you ever regretted killing a living creature?
Yes, I once ran over a squirrel and felt bad about it
Have you ever watched a movie in a theater starring Steve Martin.
Yes, several. The best was Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, which I saw with two college buddies. This is still my favorite scene: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) - Dinner With Ruprecht Scene (6/12) | Movieclips - YouTube
HYE met anyone named Ruprecht?
No, but I’ve met an Albrecht and was friends with Hans Ulrich and Bruno. I also met a Poloberg, who said that his mother must have been delirious from the anesthesia when she chose his name.
Have you ever walked out of a performance?