Have You Ever...?

Yes. I once went on a whim with my sister and nieces. We didn’t have a lot of cash on hand, so my sister and I let them go on all the rides and we lived vicariously through them.

Have you seen an aurora?

Yes, I’ve seen many. I sat out on the verandah of our house in Calgary, smoking my pipe, and watching the auroras shape-shift. Between my pipe and the auroras, it was oddly calming.

Have you ever smoked a pipe?

Yes, I used to light my Daddy’s pipe for him. Love me some pipe aroma. I mixed his Martini’s too. I’m all around good help around the joint.
HYE ordered a Cosmopolitan at a bar?

Not me, but my ex-wife. We were vacationing and staying at a nice hotel, and when we came back late one evening, I suggested a nightcap in the hotel bar. I had a Maker’s Mark on the rocks–not something I’d typically drink at our local pub–and my wife wanted “something special” too. The waitress suggested a Cosmopolitan, so my wife ordered it. She had never had one before, but she liked it.

Have you ever had a drink of Bourbon straight, or “Bourbon and branch” or on the rocks?

Of course. (I cannot think of an alcoholic offering I haven’t tried). We have a bottle of Makers Mark I recieved as a gift. I occasionally have a few shots up or on the rocks.

HYE done a shot of tequila with the traditional salt and citrus?

Yes, at a party last week.

HYE had a drink straight or on the rocks that was higher than 100 proof?

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sure, drank a lot of Bacardi 151 in college. Including shots. I don’t need to do that again.

Have you ever had a White Russian?

Yes.

HYE had a Ukrainian with a decent tan?

Not exactly sure what you’re referring to here, Czarcasm. If you’re referring to some sort of alcoholic drink, then no. If you’re referring to a young lady I went out with a few times in my college days, then yes.

Could you clarify?

Either way, I’m a tee-totaller.

HYE been a mixologist or bar-tender for employment?

Actually, yes. A friend and I used to rent ourselves out for Christmas parties, wedding receptions, and similar; back when I did my undergrad. Tending bar was a nice boost to my bank account, especially since I was a student.

Have you ever dated a person you met at a college/university mixer?

Yes, I dated at least two men I met at graduate school events, which surely should count as university mixers.

Have you ever used any type of mechanical mixer: hand mixer or stand mixer, paint mixer, cement mixer or any other?

Yes, all that you listed. I was into cement a few years ago and mixed up a bunch of it with a drill attachment and made cement planters. I used a giant food mixer in a commercial kitchen for pancake batter for a pancake breakfast fund raiser. That thing was scary.

HYE cooked on a flat-top grill for a lot of people?

Not for a lot of people, just a half-dozen or so. But they were good company, and we had a fine time and a delicious meal.

HYE seen either of the Judge Dredd movies?

Yes, I saw the 1995 one. I watched it to the end, but it wasn’t my cup of tea, and I’ve never rewatched it.

Have you ever gone ice fishing?

Several times when I lived in northern Minnesota.

HYE marched in a St. Patrick’s Day parade?

I’ve seen several, but never marched in one.

HYE not worn green on St. Patrick’s Day?

Yes, and one of those times was during elementary school. Kids took turns punching my arm for not wearing green.

HYE been paralyzed by fear?

Yes, when I was a new driver on the Meadowbrook Parkway on Long Island, I came up to a “right lane ends” sign and then suddenly it did end, just a few feet ahead. I was paralyzed with shock and fear and my fiance had to grab the steering wheel and pull us over.

Here’s the abrupt “right lane ends” : Google Maps

Have you eaten corned beef and cabbage on St Patrick’s Day?