Haw Haw Haw

[Khan]

*Originally posted by kingpengvin *
**By the way “Jesus is a Mummy?!”
was the funniest comments I heard. Then I thought about how similar the stories were, come to think of it Jesus is a lot like the Mummy. He was put to death for loving too much, he was put in a tomb and he came back from the dead to wreak Horrible deadly vengeance upon those who disturbed his rest.
**

I said that. Look at the third panel back starting from the one where it tells us that Bruce died. There’s a picture of Jesus on the cross and at first glance he appears to be wrapped in bandages. The lines are just supposed to be rivulets of blood or wounds, but having looked at it again just now, they STILL look like bandages.

Having looked at the comic again, I’m confused as to why Jackie called THIS one fallen. From my experience with Chick Tracts, that seems to happen twice out of every three he releases.

How long has he been at this, anyway?

[airdisc]

Rilchiam:

John Waters-lookalike: Hi Bruce! Remember me?
Bruce: NO!
JWL: You were in my Sunday school class, years ago.

Granted, it’s not a “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”.

[Rilchiam]

But I want the big dramatic NOOOOOOOOOOO!, not the “NO!” of a kindergartner who won’t put his shoes on!