He Hate Me Fantasy Football 2024 - Year 22

Keepers are loaded.

It may help to see them in the draft results to plan around them.

Also a good way to check that I put them in right…

@SenorBeef , I’m getting “unable to accept invite” when clicking your discord link?

See if this works maybe. I’m finishing something up, I should be in soon.

If anyone has a handy dandy tool to post the full draft results by team, I’ll do my best to bang out a draft review.

Usually the most time consuming part for me is formatting and fixing the team by team results.

Keepers are in bold with a K next to the pick number. The original keeper notes didn’t copy over, so I may have missed one or two when I was updating the list. The links are all yahoo player notes.

(Frosty’s) Post Mahomes

  1. (1) Breece Hall (NYJ - RB)
  2. (28) Chris Olave (NO - WR)
  3. (29) Jalen Hurts (Phi - QB)
  4. (56) James Conner (Ari - RB)
  5. K(57) Anthony Richardson (Ind - QB)
  6. (84) Jayden Reed (GB - WR)
  7. (85) David Njoku (Cle - TE)
  8. (112) Joshua Palmer (LAC - WR)
  9. (113) Adonai Mitchell (Ind - WR)
  10. (140) DeAndre Hopkins (Ten - WR)
  11. K(141) Zamir White (LV - RB)
  12. (168) Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)
  13. (169) Bo Nix (Den - QB)
  14. (196) Tyler Conklin (NYJ - TE)
  15. (197) Xavier Legette (Car - WR)
  16. (224) Cameron Dicker (LAC - K)

Disgruntled Goats

  1. (2) Bijan Robinson (Atl - RB)
  2. (27) Nico Collins (Hou - WR)
  3. (30) Patrick Mahomes (KC - QB)
  4. (55) Alvin Kamara (NO - RB)
  5. (58) Najee Harris (Pit - RB)
  6. (83) Evan Engram (Jax - TE)
  7. (86) Blake Corum (LAR - RB)
  8. (111) Dontayvion Wicks (GB - WR)
  9. (114) Tyler Allgeier (Atl - RB)
  10. (139) Jerry Jeudy (Cle - WR)
  11. (142) Curtis Samuel (Buf - WR)
  12. K(167) Puka Nacua (LAR - WR)
  13. (170) Chicago (Chi - DEF)
  14. (195) Roschon Johnson (Chi - RB)
  15. (198) Cairo Santos (Chi - K)
  16. (223) Velus Jones Jr. (Chi - WR)

Spiritus Mundane

  1. (3) Christian McCaffrey (SF - RB)
  2. (26) Drake London (Atl - WR)
  3. (31) Davante Adams (LV - WR)
  4. (54) George Pickens (Pit - WR)
  5. (59) Kyle Pitts (Atl - TE)
  6. (82) Brian Thomas Jr. (Jax - WR)
  7. (87) Jonathon Brooks (Car - RB)
  8. (110) Jaleel McLaughlin (Den - RB)
  9. K(115) Chuba Hubbard (Car - RB)
  10. (138) San Francisco (SF - DEF)
  11. K(143) Jordan Love (GB - QB)
  12. (166) Jalen McMillan (TB - WR)
  13. (171) Braelon Allen (NYJ - RB)
  14. (194) Bryce Young (Car - QB)
  15. (199) Ka’imi Fairbairn (Hou - K)
  16. (222) J.J. McCarthy (Min - QB)

Go Cowboys Scotty

  1. (4) CeeDee Lamb (Dal - WR)
  2. (25) Josh Jacobs (GB - RB)
  3. (32) DeVonta Smith (Phi - WR)
  4. (53) Tank Dell (Hou - WR)
  5. (60) Rhamondre Stevenson (NE - RB)
  6. (81) Kirk Cousins (Atl - QB)
  7. (88) Jake Ferguson (Dal - TE)
  8. (109) Ezekiel Elliott (Dal - RB)
  9. (116) Khalil Herbert (Chi - RB)
  10. (137) Aaron Rodgers (NYJ - QB)
  11. (144) Taysom Hill (NO - QB,TE)
  12. (165) Darnell Mooney (Atl - WR)
  13. (172) Deshaun Watson (Cle - QB)
  14. (193) Noah Fant (Sea - TE)
  15. (200) Younghoe Koo (Atl - K)
  16. (221) Houston (Hou - DEF)

Baltimore Weirdos

  1. (5) Tyreek Hill (Mia - WR)
  2. (24) Deebo Samuel Sr. (SF - WR)
  3. K(33) D’Andre Swift (Chi - RB)
  4. (52) David Montgomery (Det - RB)
  5. (61) Joe Burrow (Cin - QB)
  6. (80) Diontae Johnson (Car - WR)
  7. K(89) Gus Edwards (LAC - RB)
  8. (108) Hollywood Brown (KC - WR)
  9. (117) Pat Freiermuth (Pit - TE)
  10. (136) Baltimore (Bal - DEF)
  11. (145) Tyler Lockett (Sea - WR)
  12. (164) Will Levis (Ten - QB)
  13. (173) Justin Tucker (Bal - K)
  14. K(192) Keaton Mitchell (Bal - RB)
  15. (201) Cade Otton (TB - TE)
  16. (220) Jalen Tolbert (Dal - WR)

Exploding Pancakes

  1. (6) Ja’Marr Chase (Cin - WR)
  2. (23) Cooper Kupp (LAR - WR)
  3. (34) James Cook (Buf - RB)
  4. (51) George Kittle (SF - TE)
  5. K(62) De’Von Achane (Mia - RB)
  6. (79) Jared Goff (Det - QB)
  7. (90) Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Sea - WR)
  8. (107) Jordan Addison (Min - WR)
  9. (118) Keenan Allen (Chi - WR)
  10. (135) T.J. Hockenson (Min - TE)
  11. K(146) Christian Watson (GB - WR)
  12. (163) Kansas City (KC - DEF)
  13. (174) Brandon Aubrey (Dal - K)
  14. K(191) Zack Moss (Cin - RB)
  15. (202) Carson Steele (KC - RB)
  16. (219) Malachi Corley (NYJ - WR)

Fourth & Nineteen

  1. (7) Justin Jefferson (Min - WR)
  2. (22) Joe Mixon (Hou - RB)
  3. (35) Jaylen Waddle (Mia - WR)
  4. (50) Amari Cooper (Cle - WR)
  5. (63) Tony Pollard (Ten - RB)
  6. (78) Jayden Daniels (Was - QB)
  7. (91) Rico Dowdle (Dal - RB)
  8. (106) Tua Tagovailoa (Mia - QB)
  9. (119) Cole Kmet (Chi - TE)
  10. (134) Mike Williams (NYJ - WR)
  11. (147) Brandin Cooks (Dal - WR)
  12. (162) Jordan Mason (SF - RB)
  13. (175) Samaje Perine (KC - RB)
  14. (190) Tampa Bay (TB - DEF)
  15. (203) Greg Zuerlein (NYJ - K)
  16. (218) Jahan Dotson (Phi - WR)

Nine Inch Neils

  1. (8) Saquon Barkley (Phi - RB)
  2. (21) Brandon Aiyuk (SF - WR)
  3. (36) Trey McBride (Ari - TE)
  4. (49) Aaron Jones (Min - RB)
  5. (64) Chris Godwin (TB - WR)
  6. (77) Javonte Williams (Den - RB)
  7. K(92) Brock Purdy (SF - QB)
  8. (105) J.K. Dobbins (LAC - RB)
  9. (120) Gabe Davis (Jax - WR)
  10. (133) MarShawn Lloyd (GB - RB)
  11. K(148) Jameson Williams (Det - WR)
  12. (161) Cleveland (Cle - DEF)
  13. (176) Evan McPherson (Cin - K)
  14. (189) Drake Maye (NE - QB)
  15. (204) Cam Akers (Hou - RB)
  16. (217) Theo Johnson (NYG - TE)

Hermits

  1. (9) Amon-Ra St. Brown (Det - WR)
  2. (20) Mike Evans (TB - WR)
  3. (37) DK Metcalf (Sea - WR)
  4. (48) C.J. Stroud (Hou - QB)
  5. K(65) Trevor Lawrence (Jax - QB)
  6. (76) Austin Ekeler (Was - RB)
  7. (93) Courtland Sutton (Den - WR)
  8. (104) Dalton Schultz (Hou - TE)
  9. (121) Jakobi Meyers (LV - WR)
  10. K(132) Jaylen Warren (Pit - RB)
  11. (149) Ty Chandler (Min - RB)
  12. (160) Luke Musgrave (GB - TE)
  13. (177) Cordarrelle Patterson (Pit - RB)
  14. (188) Jake Elliott (Phi - K)
  15. (205) Cincinnati (Cin - DEF)
  16. (216) Kenneth Gainwell (Phi - RB)

Moridwon (Hamlet)

  1. (10) A.J. Brown (Phi - WR)
  2. K(19) Jonathan Taylor (Ind - RB)
  3. (38) DJ Moore (Chi - WR)
  4. (47) Mark Andrews (Bal - TE)
  5. (66) Dak Prescott (Dal - QB)
  6. K(75) Brian Robinson Jr. (Was - RB)
  7. (94) Jerome Ford (Cle - RB)
  8. (103) Nick Chubb (Cle - RB)
  9. (122) Rashid Shaheed (NO - WR)
  10. (131) Justin Herbert (LAC - QB)
  11. K(150) Calvin Ridley (Ten - WR)
  12. (159) Zach Charbonnet (Sea - RB)
  13. (178) Isaiah Likely (Bal - TE)
  14. (187) Buffalo (Buf - DEF)
  15. (206) Dylan Laube (LV - RB)
  16. (215) Jason Sanders (Mia - K)

Carcosa Yellow Kings

  1. (11) Marvin Harrison Jr. (Ari - WR)
  2. (18) Travis Etienne Jr. (Jax - RB)
  3. (39) Michael Pittman Jr. (Ind - WR)
  4. (46) Kenneth Walker III (Sea - RB)
  5. (67) Tee Higgins (Cin - WR)
  6. (74) Xavier Worthy (KC - WR)
  7. (95) Trey Benson (Ari - RB)
  8. (102) Brock Bowers (LV - TE)
  9. K(123) Kyler Murray (Ari - QB)
  10. (130) Romeo Doubs (GB - WR)
  11. (151) Dallas (Dal - DEF)
  12. (158) Antonio Gibson (NE - RB)
  13. (179) Kimani Vidal (LAC - RB)
  14. (186) Ricky Pearsall (SF - WR)
  15. (207) Michael Penix Jr. (Atl - QB)
  16. (214) Kendre Miller (NO - RB)

Omnipotents

  1. (12) Garrett Wilson (NYJ - WR)
  2. (17) Derrick Henry (Bal - RB)
  3. (40) Lamar Jackson (Bal - QB)
  4. (45) Raheem Mostert (Mia - RB)
  5. (68) Christian Kirk (Jax - WR)
  6. (73) Rome Odunze (Chi - WR)
  7. (96) Khalil Shakir (Buf - WR)
  8. (101) Matthew Stafford (LAR - QB)
  9. K(124) Sam LaPorta (Det - TE)
  10. (129) Jaylen Wright (Mia - RB)
  11. (152) Rashod Bateman (Bal - WR)
  12. K(157) Chase Brown (Cin - RB)
  13. (180) New Orleans (NO - DEF)
  14. (185) Jake Moody (SF - K)
  15. (208) Ben Sinnott (Was - TE)
  16. (213) Isaac Guerendo (SF - RB)

Big Mack Attack

  1. (13) Jahmyr Gibbs (Det - RB)
  2. (16) Kyren Williams (LAR - RB)
  3. (41) Dalton Kincaid (Buf - TE)
  4. (44) Malik Nabers (NYG - WR)
  5. K(69) Rachaad White (TB - RB)
  6. K(72) Zay Flowers (Bal - WR)
  7. (97) Caleb Williams (Chi - QB)
  8. (100) Keon Coleman (Buf - WR)
  9. (125) Dallas Goedert (Phi - TE)
  10. (128) Ray Davis (Buf - RB)
  11. (153) New York (NYJ - DEF)
  12. K(156) Rashee Rice (KC - WR)
  13. (181) Tyrone Tracy Jr. (NYG - RB)
  14. (184) Geno Smith (Sea - QB)
  15. (209) Roman Wilson (Pit - WR)
  16. (212) Will Shipley (Phi - RB)

Chicago Cardinals

  1. (14) Josh Allen (Buf - QB)
  2. (15) Travis Kelce (KC - TE)
  3. (42) Terry McLaurin (Was - WR)
  4. (43) Stefon Diggs (Hou - WR)
  5. (70) Devin Singletary (NYG - RB)
  6. K(71) Isiah Pacheco (KC - RB)
  7. (98) Tyjae Spears (Ten - RB)
  8. (99) Ladd McConkey (LAC - WR)
  9. (126) Bucky Irving (TB - RB)
  10. (127) Ja’Lynn Polk (NE - WR)
  11. (154) Baker Mayfield (TB - QB)
  12. (155) Michael Wilson (Ari - WR)
  13. (182) Harrison Butker (KC - K)
  14. (183) Miami (Mia - DEF)
  15. (210) Hunter Henry (NE - TE)
  16. (211) Minnesota (Min - DEF)

Thanks!

Looks like my Ravens stack is going to be pretty solid.

I am feeling better about my reach for Saquon in the first round.

The Non-Drafted All-Stars in Week 1:

Pos Name Points
Q D Carr 25.97
W A Pierce 18.5
W A Dullin 11.4
R A Mattison 12.2
R Jama Williams 12.17
W/R K Turpin 10.33
T F Moreau 10.3
D LAC 21
K C Boswell 26
147.87

I do (roughly) the same thing in my money league. It’s called “Team Leftovers”. I quickly found just having the top scoring non-rostered players, you can actually field a pretty good team week to week.

Honestly, it’s not that surprising. Which is why Team Leftovers has to set a starting lineup each week before the games. Hindsight is 20/20 and terribly skews the results.

How does that work mechanically? Is the league an odd number of players and Team Leftovers is a psuedo-Vampire league setup?

Nah, it’s just an imaginary team that I track separately from the website. The players on it are still available to be picked up in the real league, and I compare it’s lineups’ total weekly points against every other team in the league.

For example, this week Team Leftovers, led by Baker Mayfield and (surprisingly available, but it is just a 10 team league) Jameson Williams scored 94.4 and beat two teams.

My motion to have losing teams get “Leftovered” and have their entry fee increased by $10 the next year (with the money going to charity) narrowly lost the vote this year. Next year it will likely pass, I think.