He Hate Me Fantasy Football 2024 - Year 22

The Game Room
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That time of year again!
So the league has been set up for a while, but only three owners (besides me) responded to the invites I sent. If you want me to re-send the invite, let me know here or via PM. Also if you are not planning on coming back, let us know as well.

Keeper Rules

  1. You can only keep a maximum of 3 players.
  2. You can only keep players drafted after the second round (third rounders or later only.)
  3. A player can only be kept a maximum of twice. (Making 3 total roster years.)
  4. A kept player incurs a two round penalty (e.g: drafted in the 6th, kept in the 4th.)

Hall of Fame
2003 - Year 1 Winner: mouthbreather
2004 - Year 2 Winner: Spiritus Mundi
2005 - Year 3 Winner: Spiritus Mundi (thread #2)
2006 - Year 4 Winner: The Mad Hermit
2007 - Year 5 Winner: Nurse Carmen
2008 - Year 6 Winner: Weirddave
2009 - Year 7 Winner: VarlosZ
2010 - Year 8 Winner: Weirddave
2011 - Year 9 Winner: Really Not All That Bright
2012 - Year 10 Winner: Really Not All That Bright
2013 - Year 11 Winner: VarlosZ
2014 - Year 12 Winner: Ottoerotic
2015 - Year 13 Winner: Weirddave
2016 - Year 14 Winner: motu
2017 - Year 15 Winner: Johnny Ace
2018 - Year 16 Winner: dalej42
2019 - Year 17 Winner: Weirddave
2020 - Year 18 Winner: Weirddave
2021 - Year 19 Winner: AlsoNamedBort
2022 - Year 20 Winner: Damar Hamlin (dalej42 and Wilson)
2023 - Year 21 Winner: dalej42

I’ll work on eligible keepers this week, and we can start discussing draft dates as well. Looks like September 5th is the first game - do we usually draft on Tuesday?

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Bumping and tagging some missing owners… @Hamlet @Munch @Spiritus_Mundi @AlsoNamedBort @The_Mad_Hermit @motu @Really_Not_All_That_Bright @SenorBeef

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Bump Tag

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I cant find an invite in my yahoo or the league on yahoo. If you could resend the invite or DM me, I’ll join up.

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I’m in once again

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I’m in

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You know what’s crazy? I still think of this league as one I just recently joined, where I haven’t been around very long compared to everyone else, and I looked it up and I’ve been playing since 2012! I’m going on my 13th year and I still feel like the new guy. How weird.

Also, I’m kind of shocked I never won. I feel like I had the best keepers half the time and never put it together.

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Still missing @Really_Not_All_That_Bright and @Spiritus_Mundi.

Also IIRC the team Go Cowboys Scotty is run by someone’s offboard friend?

Proposing draft time of 9PM Eastern on Tuesday September 3rd.

Hope to have keeper lists compiled this week.

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I’m here and I’m in!

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I was one of the league founders, and I’ve never won - so get in line!

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I am here and accepted invite to league

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For now:

For now:

I’ll be keeping:

Jonathon Taylor for my 2nd round pick.
Brian Robinson Jr for my 6th round pick.
Calvin Ridley for my 11th round pick.

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OK, here are the eligible keepers. As always, feel free to check my work.
I didn’t find any potential keepers that were dropped and added in season.

There are two players who can’t be kept because they have been kept twice - Amon-Ra St. Brown (Frosty’s) and Travis Etienne Jr (Omni).

Eligible traded playes are noted with the team that they ended with.

Round listed is where they were drafted last year - remember to apply the two round penalty.

Disgruntled Goats
3 Jalen Hurts ?
5 Javonte Williams
7 Dalton Kincaid
8 San Francisco
9 Justin Tucker
11 Adam Thielen
14 Puka Nacua
Nine Inch Neils
4 Amari Cooper ? traded from Weirdos
4 Brandon Aiyuk ?
9 Brock Purdy
10 Elijah Moore
11 Roschon Johnson
13 Jameson Williams ?
Baltimore Weirdos
3 Deebo Samuel traded from Neils
5 Kirk Cousins traded from Hamlet
5 D’Andre Swift
6 Gabe Davis
9 Gus Edwards
15 Harrison Butker
16 Keaton Mitchell
Spiritus Mundane
3 Lamar Jackson
4 Tony Pollard ?
5 Mike Evans
6 Antonio Gibson
7 Jordan Addison
10 Philadelphia
11 Chuba Hubbard
12 Michael Gallup ?
13 Jordan Love
14 Sean Tucker
16 Michael Mayer
Moridwon (Hamlet)
3 Josh Allen
4 Jonathan Taylor
6 Evan Engram
7 Justin Herbert traded from Weirdos
7 Jaxon Smith-Njigba
8 Brian Robinson Jr. ?
9 Tyler Allgeier ?
10 Romeo Doubs
13 Calvin Ridley ?
Hermits
3 Kenneth Walker III
4 Diontae Johnson
6 Pat Freiermuth ?
7 Trevor Lawrence ?
9 Courtland Sutton
10 Ezekiel Elliott
12 Jaylen Warren ?
13 Pittsburgh
15 Tyler Bass
Exploding Pancakes
3 Miles Sanders
4 Chris Godwin
5 Christian Kirk
6 David Njoku
7 De’Von Achane
9 Michael Thomas
12 Jerome Ford
13 Christian Watson ?
14 Baltimore
16 Zack Moss
Go Cowboys Scotty
3 Dalvin Cook
4 Kyle Pitts
5 DeVonta Smith ?
6 Jared Goff
7 Brandin Cooks
10 Matthew Stafford
12 Devin Singletary
13 Jimmy Garoppolo
16 Rashid Shaheed
Big Mack Attack
3 James Conner
5 Jerry Jeudy
7 Rachaad White ?
8 Zay Flowers
9 Geno Smith
10 Jahan Dotson ?
14 Rashee Rice
(Frosty’s) Post Mahomes
3 Drake London
4 David Montgomery
6 Chris Olave ?
7 Anthony Richardson
8 Nico Collins
12 Buffalo
13 Zamir White
15 Bryce Young
16 Jason Myers
Carcosa Yellow Kings
4 Keenan Allen
5 DeAndre Hopkins ?
6 Tyler Lockett ?
6 AJ Dillon traded from Big Mack Attach
8 Tank Bigsby
9 Quentin Johnston
10 Jakobi Meyers
11 Kyler Murray
Omnipotents
3 DJ Moore
4 George Pickens
5 Alvin Kamara
6 Tua Tagovailoa
7 Justin Fields ?
10 Tyjae Spears
11 Sam LaPorta
14 Chase Brown
15 Michael Wilson
Chicago Cardinals
3 James Cook
4 T.J. Hockenson
5 Dak Prescott
6 Zach Charbonnet
7 Raheem Mostert
8 Isiah Pacheco ?
9 Jerick McKinnon
10 Sam Howell
11 Zay Jones
Fourth & Nineteen
3 George Kittle
4 Terry McLaurin
6 Hollywood Brown
7 Alexander Mattison ?
8 Kendre Miller
14 Jalin Hyatt
16 Kansas City
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Draft date and time set to Tuesday, Sept 3 and 9pm eastern.

Please speak up if that is a problem.

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Draft Order:

Pick Team
1 (Frosty’s) Post Mahomes
2 Disgruntled Goats
3 Spiritus Mundane
4 Go Cowboys Scotty
5 Baltimore Weirdos
6 Exploding Pancakes
7 Fourth & Nineteen
8 Nine Inch Neils
9 Hermits
10 Moridwon (Hamlet)
11 Carcosa Yellow Kings
12 Omnipotents
13 Big Mack Attack
14 Chicago Cardinals
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Keepers:
7 Rachaad White
8 Zay Flowers
14 Rashee Rice

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Keepers:

  • Chuba Hubbard in round 9
  • Jordan Love in round 11
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Also - thanks @Wilson. I appreciate you keeping this thing alive for us.

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Puka Nacua, 14th round to now 12th round

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I’ll be keeping Kyler Murray in the 9th.