He Hate Me Fantasy Football 2024 - Year 22

Jayden Daniels’ overtime heroics are going to be hard to overcome. 40 points.

RNATB is going to advance to the championship, but my game with Wilson is still anyone’s game. I need Brandon Aubrey to outscore Rico Dowdle by 1.11 points. Yahoo puts it at 65/35 in his favor which is probably fair. Let’s go field goals

Well your team is giving its all - Achane and Cook made it close.
Should make for interesting watching tonight!

Looks like they just took .1 points away from James Cook - now my lead is up to 1.20 points.

My Sean Tucker gamble backfired. I guessed that the Cowboys would lie down after being eliminated from playoff contention and that The Bucs would be running out the clock in the second half.

Fortunately it didn’t hurt me and the #1 and #2 seeds make the championship game. That doesn’t seem to happen very often. Beef is clearly going to be a big favorite. My team is being held together by Saquon and duct tape. Even my healthy players are injured and I’ve had about five guys on IR, so this is one of my best seasons ever.

Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef) defeats Fourth and Nineteen (Wilson) 153.20 to 138.50 to advance to the championship game
Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright) defeats Disgruntled Goats (motu) to advance to the championship game.

Fourth and Nineteen and Disgruntled Goats will play for the third place game.

Hamlet defeats Big Mack Attack 140.77 to 113.43 to win the fifth place game.

In equally important news, it looks like I will survive the 11th place game and avoid finishing in 12th place in spite of my high score.

Trey McBride picked a fantastic week to score his first TD of the year. (Has anyone ever had over 100 catches and 1,000 yards without scoring?)

Drew Lock picked an awful week to learn how to pay QB.

This is an underwhelming championship game so far. You currently have the max negative score for a defense which is hard to do and I hope the game finishes that way. I have 1 point out of Brandon Aubrey when I had like 24 out of him last week. Everyone else outside of McBride and Barkley have been mediocre. I think it will probably come down to what kind of Goff I get this week. Yahoo projects him at 14 points but that seems pretty low, I think he can exceed that.

I didn’t hear about an injury but the last time Devon Achane ran was the 2nd quarter so it probably was an injury, which bites me in the ass pretty hard. This is turning into a sad little championship game.

RNATB has a 11.8 point lead with Jameson Williams still to play. I have Jared Goff and George Kittle.

We should probably think about starting the playoffs a week earlier next year as there’s a risk of starters being sat this week. The Lions could’ve sat their starters tonight for instance and they’re not mostly because the coach wants to keep his players well-practiced, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he pulls them early in the game and if he does that could significantly affect the championship.

Congratulations on a week deserved title, Beef.

I wouldn’t have guessed that a Giants offensive explosion could kill my season, but in fairness I could have won by starting Purdy and I overthought it. At least Maye is looking like an excellent sleeper candidate.