Heh, the 19 year old I dated (till he was 23, IIRC) was a distance runner and last I heard was competing in the Iron Man. I miss him sometimes. If we’d never had to leave the bedroom we’d have been happy for a long time.
Sorry for the hijack.
So you were in the bedroom for 4 years before you had to leave ?
No. I phrased that badly. If we’d never had to interact publicly as a couple, maybe we’d still be together. We just had two very differnt styles for dealing with the world.
Darn, you spoiled my fast forming fantasy about your sexual capabilities 
Ok, BubbaDog has not denied eating the homework, and I think that says a lot.
And Devil’s Grandmother… is that you?
Maybe…are you the smartest person I’ve ever met?
1.) Where do you live? Please say Texas.
2.) How you doin’?
I seriously doubt it. Oh well, for one brief shining moment, I had my dreams.
It was good for me.
It’s been good for me too, Sample.
Can we go back to ragging on little twelve-toes Karl now?
Denied it?! Hell NO!
Eating homework is a nice little side business. Lazy kids pay good cash for my services. 
Okay - this is too easy …
Q: What does it mean when Kel drools out of both sides of his mouth?
A: The floor is level.
[sub] Alonzo rides off into the sunset [/sub]
And now I have a mental image of The Devil’s Grandmother going commando while holding a can of Comet cleaner in one hand and a coronet in the other.
-lv
Kel’s just pissed because if this thing with the girlfriend had worked out, they’d be having kids, and he’s got this fantasy thing going about killing his sons and fucking his daughters.
I kinda hope he doesn’t get banned. Every court needs a jester.
C’mon - I doubt the Mods would look too kindly on us running a “Ban Pool”, but the odds on Kel lasting the month have got to be pretty long.
I think you’re missing the point–this is exactly the type of girlfriend we would all expect Kell to attract…
Plus, a sousaphone is heavy enough that you couldn’t huck it very far. It’s pretty much a melee weapon, whereas a cornet, or rather, a consort of them, you could get some pretty good distance on, so you could get several shots off before he closed to melee range, when the sousaphone would become the preferred weapon.
Please don’t insult court jesters.
I think it’s far more worrying than that with homeless people disguising themselfs as plumbers so as they can access apartments and use other peoples bathrooms. :eek:
You’re right. I humbly apologize to any court jesters I may have inadvertently offended.
How do I get in on that pool?
Why I love the Dope, Part MMCDXVII.
I think it depends on the bearer - While you can huck either weapon, with its heavier weight, a stronger person might be able to get it where it is going with more distance. With practice, it could be an excellent ko in one hit.
Once you start tossing coronets, you’ve got a lot of wind variables to contend with as well. It’s light enough to throw far, but if that bell gets caught by a gust of wind, you may have collateral damage you weren’t intending.
Unless you guys are talking about a 57 Dodge Coronet. But if you could toss one of those, you could toss a lot of sousaphones, too.