He who first smelt it, dealt it.

[Penchan]

@PapSett

There is nothing cute about that green fog… it can bring tears to your eyes and leave you gasping for air.

I can’t say for sure if it is chemical or biological…I only know If I could collect canisters of it I could sell them for big bucks to the government.

At least the fog makes you appreciate oxygen.

And hey, at least you have a profitable side job!

[Elza_B]

@Anastasaeon

Hell, my tiniest cat can drop quite a bomb. You will be sitting innocently, petting her, she’ll have her eyes half closed and purring, when suddenly there will be this hiccup in her purr… then she will go back to that dreamy eyed purring, gazing up at you as if you are a god, and her offering comes drifting up to your nostrils. No, Kero, honey, I’m not crying because it was a beautiful sentiment.

And her… uh… BVDs are near lethal.
[sub]I don’t know what SBD means, and I wanted to fit in.[/sub]

The BVD thing is great.

It’s funny that this topic should come up today. I was on the couch, my Emmy-cat sitting next to me, when I smelled something so hideously awful that I thought something was dead under the couch.

Then she looked up, gave me a quiet ‘mew’, and snuggled up against me. So I realized she had just let off an SBD.

Five minutes later, she did it again.

ElzaHub laughed his ass off a few minutes later, until she jumped up on his lap and did it ten minutes after that.

I’m not sure what the hell we fed her.

E.

[Askance]

Thanks folks for your concern for my wellbeing*, the coast is now clear, the population of Sydney is starting to recover and the smell of amoral decay has shifted back to Canberra where it rightfully belongs.

• well that how I read those posts anyway