Head On Refund -- REVENGE!

OK, I can’t take it anymore.

I want Head On GONE GONE GONE. No more quacks making money of this bullshit.

So I’d like to start an international internet movement… new ads say buy Head On, if you don’ t like it you can get a full refund.

So let’s do it. Send this to your friends. Your enemies. Your in-laws. Tell everyone you know to buy a single package of Head On, open it, use a small amount so they can’t resell it, and then demand a full refund.

Let’s cost this evil, scamming company as much money as we possibly can! Get this crap out of the planet.

Forward to everyone you know!! It’s time for us all to unite in our stand against Crap On!

Head on, eh? Sounds fascinating.

How’s it work?

Apply DIRECTLY to the FOREhead!
Apply DIRECTLY to the FOREhead!
Apply DIRECTLY to the FOREhead!
Apply DIRECTLY to the FOREhead!

:wink:

Should I be glad I have no idea what it is?

Won’t they still charge me shipping? Isn’t that how they end up making most of their money, anyway?

That’s the beauty of it - it doesn’t do anything!

(HeadOn - Wikipedia)

ETA: No, you can buy it in drugstores.

. . . but it worked fine for me! My headache of a coworker was complaining about something, so I applied it directly to her FOREhead! applied it directly to her FOREhead!applied it directly to her FOREhead! and with an incredulous look, she shut the hell up.

Tripler
See, you’re just misapplying the medicine.

Head on is not as bad as the new Lionel Coin Bank with their cadre of mindless children chanting

Lionel Coin Bank
Lionel Coin Bank
Lionel Coin Bank
Lionel Coin Bank

because I swear that under that is a subliminal voice telling me to kill Kill KILL!
and the Google ad is for Ann Taylor Loft Maternity

Head on? Sounds like an accident waiting to happen.

Here’s three minutes of it.

See if you can sit through all of it. Personally it started to give me giggles after a while, I don’t know why, it just made me giggly.

They’ll love you. They’ll happily send you a full refund (minus the $99.99 shaipping and handling fee) :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

Sometimes I tune my husband’s ramblings in and out, and only hear bits and pieces of it (he’s one of those people that talks to himself to solve problems). Anyways, I heard mumblemumblecrowbarmumblemumble and my brain immediately trasmitted to my mouth, “apply directly to the FOREhead!”

Stupid advertising.