Headline: Man 'high on bath salts' arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat.

Well, he could have just been resting.

[sub]I only skimmed, I didn’t see the word “carcass” mentioned.[/sub]

According to the second article:

“There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states”

If a goat got into my stash of porn I’d kill him too.

BTW, there is a very sick joke here just dying to get out. I just don’t have 'nads to say it. Anyone?

Goats will eat anything, even if it’s yo fat mama. Yo mama so fat she choked the goat.

All he had to say was “It’s my SDMB initiation…”

Oh, yeah, like you didn’t think that.