Maybe a running thread of entertaining news headlines would be a good idea.
Recently, I saw "Man In Cow Suit Steals Milk From Walmart"
and "Birther Massacre at the Long Form Corral"
** Clear Lake resident accused of excessively lax attitude **
(A bank is suing a supervisor for not noticing an employee working under him was stealing money.)
"Tom Petty Tells Bachmann: Stop Draggin’ My Songs Around"
Two I saw on here were “Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks” and “Congress Democrats Let Wiener Shrivel”.
Hunt continues for man who beat woman with frozen armadillo
Resurrecting my own zombie thread for this gem:
“Cruz Woos Orthodox Jews”
Sung by Celine Dion