Pah! Ever since they lost WW2 the Germans have gone soft! Back then, no dog of any kind would get a Wehrmacht on a motorcycle to stop…
My thoughts too. Probably ignorance on the presses part. They call every thing that moves dirt a ‘bulldozer’ (drives me nuts).
Though, it would be suicide to try to board a dozer that was moving.
Hilarious! Reminds me of the incompetent biker gang that lent some comedic levity to that late-1970s Clint Eastwood truckin’ movie, Every Which Way But Loose.
No, this is the best headline ever.
Golf clap, Madam.
That was probably left by this guy: http://www.theonion.com/video/anonymous-philanthropist-donates-200-human-kidneys,14216/
Oh, well done!
I really have to hand it to that guy; that’s a headline writer’s dream! Of course if I came up with something like that, heads would roll. 
Escaped on a bulldozer? Is anyone else picturing the motorized chair chase scene from “Seinfeld,” where George is trying to outpace the old guys on their motorized chair on his motorized chair? And he finally gets up and starts carrying the chair because it’s going so slowly?