Hell’s Angels. A puppy. A bulldozer.
I really don’t know what else to say.
If I didn’t know better, I’d think that someone at Reuters didn’t understand that The Onion is a satirical newspaper.
Later, at the Hells Angels clubhouse…
“Now what the hell happened out there?”
“He… he attacked us… with a puppy!”
“And then escaped! On a bulldozer!”
“Yeah! A bulldoizer! How could we possibly respond to that? He could have had this place in ruins! We’re lucky we got away with our lives!”
What is the world coming to?
At one time, you wouldn’t dream of attacking a Hell’s Angel with anything less than a full grown Rottweiler.
When Puppies Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Puppies.
Allershausen; the Bavarian Altamont.
Perhaps the student had one of these PGDS’s*?
Don’t make me pull the pin on this puppy!
- Puppy Grenade Delivery System
HOW?
I’ve driven a bulldozer. Granted, it wasn’t a lot, but still… I could trot on foot faster than it could move, in high gear, AND downhill. Unless this bulldozer was made by Porsche, or the bikers were overcome with a vicious case of the “Aww, how cute ist der puppy!!!”, I don’t see how the guy got away.
(Or is it das puppy? I don’t know if “puppy” is a masculine or feminine noun)
But aren’t the Outlaws HA’s rivals? Since Hell’s Angels now has puppies (or a puppy), Outlaws must counter with kittens.
“He’s gradually getting away!”
…
I assume it was a gundog.
Screw the Hell’s Angels, I wanna join this kid’s gang.
Due to high fuel prices, bikers now ride scooters.
And their gang leader is Tomndebb: Mod Rocker.
Would love to see that conversation with the chapter president. 
…and the ungodly amount of paperwork they would have to fill out for the incident report…
Nope, the reigning champion is still NYP’s Ike Beats Tina to Death.
I dunno… human heads are always a curiosity and as long as Ike’s dead, I’m happy, but puppies and bulldozers and Hell’s Angels just have that certain special something that you can only say in French.