Now here is a headline I never thought I'd see

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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From the on-line version of The Dallas Morning News:

Monkey owner says sex tape allegation false. I don’t know what to say, really.

I guess it would be refreshing if someone owned up to something like this.

Anyone have any other funny headlines to share?

2

Plano, Texas school board – and a monkey named Darwin.

Naw, too easy.

3

I’m hoping Bobby Crawford will release his monkey love tapes as podcasts.

4

I saw one once that went a-little something like this, “Ice Cream truck drivers arrested in knife-fight over turf battle”.

Funniest part was thier names. Each was about 32 letters long with maybe 10 vowels between them.

5

Here’s one in today’s Denver Post:
Source: Anaheim to grab DU’s Dingle

Source: Anaheim to grab DU junior – The Denver Post

6

As long as he was not spanking it.

7

Your choice – you can have Young Boys’ Wankdorf erection woe or Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief.

8

New Zealand cricket headline -

Papps smears ND’s hopes.

http://www.spareroom.co.nz/2007/03/28/gynaecological-cricket-headlines/