Fiver
1
It’s on right now, it’s called “Great Apes,” and the voiceover is by Lynn Sherr. She said:
“For as long as there have been trees, humans have been cutting them down.” (emphasis mine)
I don’t even know what the word is for what that was, but it’s not a flattering word.
The word you are looking for, Fiver, is sensationalist.
Or, that would at least be the word I would use.
Manduck
4
My word for that is “bullshit”
How about just wrong. Maybe as long as there’s been civilization…
Cisco
6
So what’s so wrong about that statement? Everyone knows that trees have only been around as long as Al Gore has, because he invented the environment.
[Simpsons: Narrator of TV special “When Buildings Collapse”]
“Man has always loved his buildings. But sometimes the buildings don’t love back…”
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Wow. Must have been written by a Creationist.
lieu
9
You’re going to bust her chops just because she was off by 344,000,000 years?
Hmm. If a tree doesn’t fall down and humans don’t exist yet, is it a tree?
Lizard
11
For as long as there have been roads, people have been travelling. . . . .
For as long as there have been shoes, people have been walking . . . .
For as long as there has been employment, people have been working . . . .
For as long as there has been up, there has been down. . . .
For as long as there has been hot air, there has been PBS.